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We will feast on the tongues of the last bootlickers | @Kyrabite 💜

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Joined April 2024
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Scare a Minnesotan who was confident the state was gonna flip red with one image. Every single county shifted leftwards.
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MAGA in the clutch
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Kyle Kuzma will be turned to paste, per @ShamsCharania
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starting tomorrow
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Every data center in America is getting converted into a Somalian daycare tomorrow
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MY GOD ITS BEAUTIFUL
blue iowa...save me blue iowa...
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son every fucking result is like: Hitlerville Trump +66.2 Democrat: 51.1 Republican: 48.9 steve kornacki: I have never fuckign seen this in my life
HE IS STUNNED DAWG
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I guess it shouldn't be surprising that Rob Sand beat Zach Lahn. Iowa-based teams beat Kansas-based teams all the time.
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they’re currently setting off fireworks in the people’s republic of iowa city
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We can finally turn the frogs gay without anybody fucking bitching about it
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EVERYONE IN TEXAS IS GETTING NEW PRONOUNS YOU HAVE UNTIL TOMORROW TO PICK THEM OUT OR YOU’RE GETTING SENTENCED TO HARD LABOR
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Was scrolling quickly and briefly thought Greg Newsome had flipped another state
BIG BLUE WE ARE HERE TO STAY ‼️🙏🏽
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tonight was for Alex and Renee WE VOTED.. because they couldn't 💙💙
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🔵 NYT estimates El-Sayed will win Michigan with +7%
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This shit better say Lake Ontario by 9AM @Google @sundarpichai
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the mississippi senate race is currently decided by 28 votes. don’t ever tell ppl their vote doesnt matter
I will never vote in my lifetime it’s the most useless thing to do because 1 vote will never determine the outcome I would rather just save my time
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“first latino elected governor in California” “first openly trans and non-binary state lawmaker in Georgia” “first native american woman elected to US senate” “first muslim senator in US history” KEEP IT GOING
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“first black woman senator in US history” “first openly gay man elected to US senate” “first latina governor in Texas history” “first native american woman governor in US history” “first black governor in Wisconson history” WOKE IS BACK
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Chud mass extinction event coming up
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