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Corn Woman 🌽 retweeted
Tired of the usual maps? Idaho is voting on an official state firearm (it’s an advisory vote). Ten other states already have official firearms. Here ya go.
Corn Woman 🌽 retweeted
The left and center correctly see the tech industry as a competing concentration of power, and their priority will be to bring it to heel and ideally bleed it for rents
Corn Woman 🌽 retweeted
January
JD Vance at the Oracle of Delphi: Tell me, what will happen in the midterm elections
The Oracle: the losing side will post Harry Potter fanfiction and Star Wars, while the winning side will post edits of Mussolini
JD Vance smiled to himself, confident…
Corn Woman 🌽 retweeted
The Trump era effectively ended Evangelical influence on policy in its own right. Right wing evangelicals will note that they are a powerful voting bloc. Perhaps. But in 2026 they are *only* a voting bloc, rather than policy initiators. That wasn’t the case 20 years ago.
Corn Woman 🌽 retweeted
is "too big to fail" just the default business pitch now. "financial literacy" meaning nobody expects or even wants a technology to make money (let alone improve lives) on its own merits, you're selling "growth" to the omnipotent "economy" which can be tricked. hostage capitalism
Corn Woman 🌽 retweeted
She's made off with the Mackinac Bridge! But she's left this clue for you, gumshoe: All the Great Lakes might be great, but this one's only the fourth largest of them by surface area.
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Gemini writes Malbolge:
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Outputs "Hello, human!"
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Prints out, "Greetings, fleshbag! Send snacks."
Corn Woman 🌽 retweeted
It’s election day, so time to revisit the classic “Your Ballot, Explained” column.
Corn Woman 🌽 retweeted
I've found the reverse of @m_ashcroft's famous clip of Clark Kent unfolding into Superman!
Rowan Atkinson puts on the Mr. Bean scrunch:
(via reddit.com/r/funny/comments/… )
