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Not actually Ted, but most call me Ted. Scored 8 on The Blacklist #Querying a thriller novel Goalkeeper's Union member

Deepest Kent (Tunbridge Wells)
Joined April 2020
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A publisher asked me how I plan to market my book. This probably isn't the best time to mention my plan was to "get a publisher."
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#writingcommunity Anyone else on #Substack here I can follow? @WritingTed suggested it, so I thought I'd try it out.. i mean who doesn't need another social media platform in their lives 🤦 andrewbrucelockhart.substack…
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Tsimikas juggling before a winning penalty and missing it is hilarious
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them in the white lotus as the worst couple you’ve ever met
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Tory leader says country was miserable and paralysed under the Tories
"The Prime Minister was not here for the 2017 Parliament, but many of us were. "We do not want to go through that again. "The country was paralysed. "It was miserable, regardless of which side of the debate you were on. "Does the Prime Minister really think the country wants to reopen the debate?" @KemiBadenoch #PMQs
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Can they hit one stump targets though?
Cricket fans would go into cardiac arrest if they saw this video
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she’s learning English from the bossman down the corner shop in Bromley 😭
Alexia Putellas’ first “innit?”
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the dopamine from scrolling through twitter after Harry Kane won the ballon d’or
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🤖 Made with AI
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We're delighted to announce the appointment of Ben Mansford as the club’s new Chief Executive Officer 🤝 🔗 Full story: cafc.co.uk/news/ben-mansford… #cafc
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The best player in the world. Our 2026 #BallonDor winner: HARRY KANE! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆
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HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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Holy shit. Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.
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I’m enjoying the crying right wingers are doing over Oxford Street. As if people driving and parking outside Selfridges are the main clientele. That street is a dump and should be made better
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Lock them up. Google didn’t just do this. There are Google employees who made the call and carried this out. PUT THEM IN PRISON.
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Normalize cutting the tension in a meeting by ending it with, “We’re all gonna die one day, so none of this really matters.”
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He wouldn‘t have missed a Harry Kane Ballon d‘Or over a cold. Looks like Harry has actually lost it. Shame
Bayern announce that Max Eberl is unable to travel to this evening's Ballon d'Or ceremony in London due to a cold
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What have I done
Nicki Minaj has reportedly been named Trump’s next White House Press Secretary.
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Sheffield Wednesday Football Club confirms that Henrik Pedersen has left the club with immediate effect. Henrik led the first team through an exceptional period in the club's history, providing stability and leadership during a time of significant uncertainty and change. The club would like to place on record its sincere thanks to Henrik for his contribution and wishes him every success in the future. Sporting Director Simon Wilson said: “First and foremost, I want to thank Henrik for his professionalism, commitment and contribution during an exceptionally challenging period for Sheffield Wednesday. “We knew the start of this season would be difficult due to the scale of change across the club, but our expectation was always that we would develop as the season progressed, establishing a recognisable style of play and greater consistency in our performances. “Although we have accumulated points, we haven’t seen enough progress in those areas. We believe making a change now gives us the best opportunity to establish those foundations and build towards the second half of the season and beyond. “We remain ambitious about what we can achieve this campaign, and our focus remains on building a Sheffield Wednesday team with a clear identity, capable of delivering sustained improvement and long-term success.” Matt Hamshaw will take interim charge of the first team while the club undertakes the process of appointing its next Head Coach. The club will provide further updates when appropriate.
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