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Utkarsh

@Youteecrush

Arsenal | Kohli | Federer | Bergkamp | Declan Rice |

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Joined February 2012
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𝘺𝘻𝘢𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢 ⏾ ₊˚⊹ ♔ (@gruesomegf) profile picture𝘺𝘻𝘢𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢 ⏾ ₊˚⊹ ♔@gruesomegfSep 11
in honor of suicide prevention awareness month, what are some reason you haven’t killed yourself?
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honestly Arsenal winning the league has desensitised me from bullshit results like yesterday 💀 I don’t really care
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AB⚕ (@AbsoluteBruno) profile picture
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@AbsoluteBrunoOct 27
That Bukayo Saka speech melted my heart and almost made me tear up🥹❤️
Kingblacc (@Kingblacck1) profile pictureKingblacc@Kingblacck1Oct 27
Buyako Saka what a player and human being. What a speech
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In North London, they believe Mikel Merino has won the Ballon d’Or
The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX) profile pictureThe Touchline | 𝐓
@TouchlineXOct 26
🚨 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗠𝗘𝗗: In Madrid, they believe Kylian Mbappé has won the Ballon d'Or. In Barcelona, they believe Lamine Yamal has won the Ballon d'Or. In Munich, they believe Harry Kane has won the Ballon d'Or.
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Overpaid
utdreport (@utdreport) profile pictureutdreport
@utdreport26 Dec 2025
£1m.
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suffering@mionomedevOct 25
Yanited relegation battle being filmed by Amazon would be up there with the Sopranos, Mad Men, The Wire etc
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Replying to @BaldeWaves
Sideway pass to rodri and make it his problem
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@ammandevOct 25
Give the copywriter a raise. Immediately. 👏🏽
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Why don’t you just appeal and pretend it didn’t happen?
City Xtra (@City_Xtra) profile pictureCity Xtra
@City_XtraOct 24
Enzo Maresca: "I think we didn't deserve to lose, but... we lost." [via @footballontnt]
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V@TheRetroVayOct 24
Jerked by the Villains 💦😂😂😂😂
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Chompy (@lukestanley03) profile pictureChompy
@lukestanley03Oct 11
Mauled by the cheetahs 🐆😂😂😂😂
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Classic
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The Good, The Bad & The Football (@goodbadftblpod) profile pictureThe Good, The Bad & The Football
@goodbadftblpodOct 22
Paul Scholes does WINNER STAYS ON - Premier League midfielder edition! 👀 Starting with Michael Carrick vs Bruno Fernandes! 😅
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@MooreRMFCOct 20
Nothing happened, you were playing one game in 23 days.
AB⚕ (@AbsoluteBruno) profile pictureAB⚕
@AbsoluteBrunoOct 20
This was just 8 months ago, what really happened to us??💔
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Exactly what you’d do if you were innocent and had irrefutable evidence.
Polymarket FC (@PolymarketFC) profile picturePolymarket FC
@PolymarketFCOct 14
🚨JUST IN: Manchester City will likely attempt to DELAY their Appeal Process for as LONG AS POSSIBLE. The Premier League made a rule change this season: Appeals have to be concluded WITHIN 12 WEEKS of being submitted. City’s lawyers can argue this rule DOES NOT APPLY since they were first charged in 2023, BEFORE this new rule was introduced.
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Uparwaale se toh darr, gende
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Ramesh Solanki 🇮🇳 (@Rajput_Ramesh) profile pictureRamesh Solanki 🇮🇳
@Rajput_RameshOct 14
Have you ever seen pigs? 🐖 Same to same absolutely NO DIFFERENCE! 😂
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You have but all you remember from the last time was Lewis-Skelly doing a celebration you didn’t like.
HBK (@Deji95) profile pictureHBK@Deji95Oct 14
I’ve never seen Man City get popped like this before
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@ranzafcOct 14
Cheat till I die
Jack Gaughan (@Jack_Gaughan) profile pictureJack Gaughan
@Jack_GaughanOct 14
The Pep Stand
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@TheFalseNeinOct 13
Try corners bro, they can be your only hope 🙏🏽
utdreport (@utdreport) profile pictureutdreport
@utdreportOct 13
Amad via Snapchat: “F*****g disgrace; I have no words.”
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naam mein do bhagwaan hai ek se toh darr bsdk
Rahul Shivshankar (@RShivshankar) profile pictureRahul Shivshankar
@RShivshankarOct 12
THE LANGUAGE. THE INTENT. THE THREAT
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@Oxygen18_Oct 11
A passport doesn’t prove your nationality. Show us your Dhurandhar movie ticket, Dhruv Rathee.
Sohel. (@SohelVkf) profile pictureSohel.
@SohelVkfOct 11
Bro absolutely cooked everyone who was claiming that he wasn’t an Indian citizen.🔥
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To those cheering the regime, always remember that the dildo of consequences never arrives lubed.
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