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Scotfix

@Zarkwan

Oh you are here because you are a waste of time so I've thrown you out to the bot.

 Turriff, Scotland
Joined June 2021
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thenational.scot/news/196515… This is just beautiful. Just beautiful. @ScotNational even tried to dox an account and failed. This is just awesome. So happy!
Twitter account used by prominent Yes campaigner taken over by Unionist troll

Twitter account used by prominent Yes campaigner taken over by Unionist troll

THE Twitter account formerly used by a prominent Yes campaigner has been taken over by an anonymous Unionist troll.

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ScotFax@scotfax19 Aug 2025
Better together is the settled will of Scots.
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In January, Scotland’s GDP figures were a little better than the UK’s - the SNP’s success, of course. In the two months since, they have been a little worse - Westminster’s fault, obviously. The vacuous politics of the SNP.
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Ex-pat fallacy alive and well in natland.
Johni (@Johni1967) profile pictureJohni@Johni19671 Jun 2025
Replying to @Zarkwan @Aodh_MagUidhir @_SgurrUaran @learig331 @NM12713716 @67beetlepaint @HughMcsween @Roy1Wilson @Tedii69 @staylorish
Citizens of any country who have paid NI contributions in the uk receive a pension based on their contributions
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Capturing the light traveling at a trillion frames per second [📹 MIT Media Lab] teapawt.net/i/status/1786712445043…
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ScotFax (@scotfax) profile pictureScotFax@scotfax4 May 2024
It took me a while but I couldn’t work out why @MairiMcAllan was so familiar in Government. Then yesterday the puzzle was solved, Mairi is a real life Nicola Murray. This is not intentional comedy. #accidentaliannucci @Aiannucci @afneil
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Video about to drop. Fifty minutes of sobbing because somebody thinks I look like a bloke, an appeal for donations to my facial feminisation surgery, and a finale in which I compare myself to Rosa Parks and Simon Wiesenthal.
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ScotFax@scotfax4 Feb 2024
That is all.
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Apparently ‘Trevor’ has proof that the UK government impose debt on Scotland in GERS. But his proof, that he’s apparently already provided, is a seekwet.
Unionists_Nightmare (@bigscrab) profile pictureUnionists_Nightmare@bigscrab4 Feb 2024
Replying to @Zarkwan @hawkeye_thin00 @Chronus8 @Princedex1110 @2351onthelist @NM12713716 @katycallum @ermedale @QP12Guy @aodh_mag @GMan86159160 @WarpSpeedpeas @JohnMcKissock @blabhein @DavidNi61157349 @pjnichols @nosaidfred @gavinpoints @neilfsf @Real_Slimlaney @littleguyfaux @james_burnett_ @BogotaBob @EvelynMalcolm9 @UK_Lad1275 @MaleHumanPerso1 @EvilestMen @bothvotes @michaseu1 @AlasdairSampso1 @bustersinspain @TJOHNSUK @dimrideout @VernonMackie4 @WhiskyNovember @GordonDudman @TedDitchburnNNP @JockyRocks @MainStandFrontH @youlum @AyeRightYiAre @steveja89368890 @Chunkyferryman
I've proven that already, you're just too dense to be able to comprehend, it's a common theme with the anti Scottish unionists, shit between their ears, mud on their knees, and a foreign governments hand up their arse.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 A proposed Big Brother spin off on ITV will see 16 Gender Critical women put in a house & told that one of them is transgender, though none of them are. Once a week they get the chance to evict a housemate. ‘We can always tell’ will be hosted by Lorraine Kelly.
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ScotFax@scotfax27 Jan 2024
Stick a fork in her, she’s done.
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Nat inadvertently makes the case for Thatcherism
Cú Chullain (@paddyb53) profile pictureCú Chullain@paddyb5321 Jan 2024
Sir Tom Hunter saying Ireland has a £60billion surplus and Scotland has a £30billion deficit.....he just made inadvertently made the the case for Independence.
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He won’t… But by Christ I will.
Paul Hutcheon (@paulhutcheon) profile picturePaul Hutcheon
@paulhutcheon21 Jan 2024
From Anas Sarwar's BBC interview, it sounds like Scottish Labour will not use a GE win to crow about it being a great victory for the Union. He is clearly mindful of not alienating the SNP voters who have moved to his party.
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ScotFax@scotfax2 Jan 2024
If this doesn’t scare the bejesus out of you then you: A - Don’t understand it B - Err that’s it.
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Can’t wait for the general election next year…
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Stephen Flynn (@StephenFlynnSNP) profile pictureStephen Flynn
@StephenFlynnSNP21 Dec 2023
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 In Tory run England, Council Tax will likely rise by 3%+. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 In Labour run Wales, Council Tax will likely rise by 5% to 10%. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 In SNP run Scotland, Council Tax will rise by 0%. 🤝 Who is protecting household budgets during the cost of living crisis?
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Why is Ross Greer disowning his own manifesto?
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Ross Greer (@Ross_Greer) profile pictureRoss Greer@Ross_Greer16 Jul 2023
Keeping the cap means keeping the rape clause Every Scottish Labour MSP rightly joined us in voting to condemn the two child cap. Do they stand by that vote or do they stand with their leader?
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18 months later, still one of my all-time favourite front-pages.
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What a bizarre thing to do.
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Lol looks like @DimRideout has been suspended for, get this, impersonation! @RideoutTim must have complained about people thinking a Dim version of himself was the real one. That really says it all.
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