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Allegedly functional since roughly halfway between episodes 8 & 9 of series 3 of Round The Horne. First BBC Radio 4 “Celebrity Soup of the Day” winner.

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Joined May 2010
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22.45 LATTE...WITH JOOLS HOLLAND Perfectly acceptable cups of milky coffee are ruined by adding unnecessary Jazz elements to them. With music by Mazzy Starbucks The Maxwell Housemartins, Anthony Costt, and Leonard Kencohen.

ALT 22.45 LATTE...WITH JOOLS HOLLAND Perfectly acceptable cups of milky coffee are ruined by adding unnecessary Jazz elements to them. With music by Mazzy Starbucks The Maxwell Housemartins, Anthony Costt, and Leonard Kencohen.

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Harry Kane becomes first Englishman in 25 years to win the Ballon d'Or - football's top individual prize bbc.in/48j8ESI

Ballon d'Or 2026 LIVE: Winners, times & updates from ceremony in London

Follow live text commentary of the Ballon d'Or ceremony in London as the best men's and women's footballers of the year for 2026 will be crowned.

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This is a PERFECT example of the point I've been trying to get across... Why in the shit aren't we hot routing and throwing to Brock here??? This is a PROBLEM. #RaiderNation
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We have designated WR Jack Bech for return/returned to practice from Reserve/Injured
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Trump Sued the BBC for $10 Billion. Now He’s Filing Emergency Motions to Hide His Financial Records
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For the majestic #WalterKoenig :(
15.30 FILM: STAR TREK 2: THE RAP OF KHAN Khan was on a planet, tryna get by Cosmic explosion, Ceti Alpha fried Now he's scowling, never a smirk Getting revenge on 'Admiral' Kirk Capture Mr Chekov, bug in his ear Spock gonna face a final frontier Even in death he won't place nice Blow'em all up with Genesis Device Tried match Kirk, was not equal Won't be back in inevitable sequel.

ALT 15.30 FILM: STAR TREK 2: THE RAP OF KHAN Khan was on a planet, tryna get by Cosmic explosion, Ceti Alpha fried Now he's scowling, never a smirk Getting revenge on 'Admiral' Kirk Capture Mr Chekov, bug in his ear Spock gonna face a final frontier Even in death he won't place nice Blow'em all up with Genesis Device Tried match Kirk, was not equal Won't be back in inevitable sequel.

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Join my oven clock support group today at 2pm (3pm)
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Rams WR Puka Nacua officially is active today vs. the Raiders.
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She wins the weekend
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Vega Ioane (knee) has been ruled out for the game.
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UK Weather Update: FUCKING WINDY
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Man, 60, killed by falling tree in southern Scotland as Storm Boelo brings strong winds to UK bbc.in/4z0kqN3

Storm Boelo: Man killed by falling tree as strong winds and heavy rain hit UK

Police say the 60-year-old man was hit by a tree near Castle Douglas in Dumfries and Galloway at 10:30 on Sunday morning.

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Lincoln Kennedy, the accidental football player. The full interview is available on YouTube. Go check it out! #raiders #raidernation
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Las Vegas Raiders | Raiders 🏴‍☠️ Vs Rams 🐏 | Livestream Play By Play 🚨 | youtube.com/live/23v4qXltGXw… via @YouTube #RaiderNation

Las Vegas Raiders | Raiders 🏴‍☠️ Vs Rams 🐏 | Livestream Play By...

Welcome To The Oaklosvegas Podcast With Graphk Raider 🏴‍☠️#raider...

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“He has said he is moving his tax residency from Switzerland to the UK in order to make ‘regular payments’ of more than ‘one or two million’ to the party.” theguardian.com/politics/202…

Revealed: billionaire Reform donor was in business with foundation linked to Iranian regime

Exclusive: Sasan Ghandehari’s partnership with religious foundation raises questions about past dealings with republic criticised by Nigel Farage

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Rams are optimistic that WR Puka Nacua, who is questionable for Sunday’s game due to a calf injury, will play vs. the Raiders. Nacua was feeling better Saturday and, as one source said, “as long as there aren’t any setbacks, we feel good about him being available to play.”
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Let’s gooooooo!!!! #RaiderNation Some help on the edge (activate please 🙏🏼) And a run stuffer facing his former team 🙌🏼
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We have elevated DT Tim Keenan and DE Cian Slone from the practice squad.
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A nine-day closure of a stretch of rail track for improvements has begun, impacting journeys between Wadhurst and Tonbridge. More here: bbc.in/4keC6jW
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If approving new gasfields shows Burnham’s “unwavering” commitment to net zero, we’d hate to see what “wavering” looked like 🥴 theguardian.com/environment/…

Andy Burnham vows UK will hit net zero target despite Jackdaw gasfield approval

Prime minister pledges his government’s commitment to address climate crisis saying ‘our determination is unwavering’

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Can Trump supporters define communism? Here's a sneak peek at @jordanklepper's new special, Red Flags, premiering Monday at 11:30/10:30c on Comedy Central.
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