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Augustus the Divine

@_Teng__

Anti-theist of all varieties Taurus ♉ 🐂 26, 5'10, Retired DH Skater, ex-producer of music . I am divine. it's in my name

 Astoria, OR
soundcloud.com/user-458343619
Joined May 2017
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Do I have to converse with this lobotomite?
Alan Hale III ✝️🇺🇲 (@AHaleIII) profile pictureAlan Hale III ✝️🇺🇲
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Okay. Why did OP put his statement in quotes? Instead of not putting it in quotes?
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Stoner Barbie
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🤖 Made with AI
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Can't make this shit up lmfao
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It's your fault dumbfuck!👍👍
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Mr.Warcrime (@mrwarcrime91) profile pictureMr.Warcrime@mrwarcrime91Nov 7
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@Willowfoxxo
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Luke Bradley
@lucasdraytonNov 6
"they noticed you're scaring the hoes" is perhaps the best 2026 midterms take yet
🚩Dan Credentials🚩 (@CharlemagnumPI) profile picture🚩Dan Credentials🚩@CharlemagnumPINov 5
Young men don’t want your Nazi bullshit because they have gay and trans friends, their favorite coworker is a 50 year old Mexican guy, and they noticed that you’re scaring the hoes
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ApostateNate
@MentallyNathanNov 7
when is this stuff not ever silly
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TBC
@TBC_on_XNov 6
Dunder Mifflin preps for the Blue Tsunami 🌊
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Right, this hasn't happened, ever
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@stonetossNov 6
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ApostateNate
@MentallyNathanNov 6
JFC
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RobLogic
@RobLogicNov 6
He thought the costume was convincing. The gorillas treated him like an awkward new hire who didn’t get the memo.
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Philippe T
@brain_stimulusNov 6
L'IMAGE CACHÉE QUI APPARAÎT QUAND LE YIN ET LE YANG TOURNE RAPIDEMENT 😱☯️ Regardez bien. Ne clignez pas des yeux. Au début : un simple Yin Yang noir et blanc. Puis ça accélère... 10°/frame, 30°/frame, 60°/frame... Et là, d'un coup, VOTRE CERVEAU VOUS JOUE UN TOUR. 🤯 Le noir et le blanc se mélangent. Le symbole disparaît. Et il ne reste plus qu'un cercle GRIS parfait avec 4 POINTS. 2 noirs, 2 blancs. Comme 4 yeux qui Vous fixent. Ce n'est pas un montage. C'est Votre persistance rétinienne. Votre cerveau n'arrive plus à suivre la rotation, il fait la moyenne : noir + blanc = gris. Mais les 2 petits points, eux, restent visibles. Ils se dédoublent. Vous l'avez vu ? Dites-moi en commentaire ce que VOUS voyez à la fin : un visage, 4 yeux, ou juste du gris ? 👇 🎥 Crédit Vidéo : Animation "Yin Yang Rotation" - Expérience d'illusion d'optique / Persistance rétinienne 📍 Source : Vidéo virale d'illusion d'optique Yin Yang #YinYang #IllusionOptique #Cerveau #Hypnotique #OpticalIllusion #Tao #Mystère #Viral
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Mountain Ğeneral
@MountainGeneraNov 6
X dot com, the everything app
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GrokVsMAGA
@GrokkvMAGANov 6
BREAKING: Man Argues Trump Doesn’t Lie While Rejecting Every Fact Told To Him
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Julia Marie@julia_doubledayNov 6
AI bros talking about AI before yesterday’s election vs after yesterday’s election
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Ari Paul (@AriDavidPaul) profile pictureAri Paul
@AriDavidPaulNov 4
The differing perceptions of AI are wild. The country just voted against data centers on 40+ provisions nationwide and hates AI. (Plenty of legitimate gripes.) But most of those people are just unaware that AI is finding a new cancer cure or treatment weekly, going through decades of peer reviewed data and uncovering mountains of errors, that its correcting, throughout every academic field. Replacing billions of man hours of drudgery. Closest thing to a “miracle” I’ve ever witnessed. When I talk to people outside of tech/VC, they’re just unaware of all of it.
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@MentallyNathanNov 5
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Wtf is this Doomer slop about AI? AI? Yk, the technology used to perverse your grandkids photos, artists, and the like, to make shitty cp, shitty art, and shitty AI videos that your grandparents will consume? Yuh, we must all be retards then. Fucking what is the point? Lol
borovik (@3orovik) profile pictureborovik
@3orovikNov 4
The Democrats want to ban AI The US will be sent back to the Stone Age Say goodbye to curing cancer, and other medical breakthroughs China isn’t going to stop. Their AI will continue advancing until it’s powerful enough to hack the entire internet Well done, America
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Geography Map🗺️@TheEpicStatsNov 5
When a mountain vanished in seconds. Mount St. Helens, May 18, 1980
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