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Anti-theist of all varieties Taurus ♉ 🐂 26, 5'10, Retired DH Skater, ex-producer of music . I am divine. it's in my name

Astoria, OR
Joined May 2017
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🤖 Made with AI
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It's your fault dumbfuck!👍👍
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"they noticed you're scaring the hoes" is perhaps the best 2026 midterms take yet
Young men don’t want your Nazi bullshit because they have gay and trans friends, their favorite coworker is a 50 year old Mexican guy, and they noticed that you’re scaring the hoes
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when is this stuff not ever silly
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Dunder Mifflin preps for the Blue Tsunami 🌊
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JFC
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He thought the costume was convincing. The gorillas treated him like an awkward new hire who didn’t get the memo.
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L'IMAGE CACHÉE QUI APPARAÎT QUAND LE YIN ET LE YANG TOURNE RAPIDEMENT 😱☯️ Regardez bien. Ne clignez pas des yeux. Au début : un simple Yin Yang noir et blanc. Puis ça accélère... 10°/frame, 30°/frame, 60°/frame... Et là, d'un coup, VOTRE CERVEAU VOUS JOUE UN TOUR. 🤯 Le noir et le blanc se mélangent. Le symbole disparaît. Et il ne reste plus qu'un cercle GRIS parfait avec 4 POINTS. 2 noirs, 2 blancs. Comme 4 yeux qui Vous fixent. Ce n'est pas un montage. C'est Votre persistance rétinienne. Votre cerveau n'arrive plus à suivre la rotation, il fait la moyenne : noir + blanc = gris. Mais les 2 petits points, eux, restent visibles. Ils se dédoublent. Vous l'avez vu ? Dites-moi en commentaire ce que VOUS voyez à la fin : un visage, 4 yeux, ou juste du gris ? 👇 🎥 Crédit Vidéo : Animation "Yin Yang Rotation" - Expérience d'illusion d'optique / Persistance rétinienne 📍 Source : Vidéo virale d'illusion d'optique Yin Yang #YinYang #IllusionOptique #Cerveau #Hypnotique #OpticalIllusion #Tao #Mystère #Viral
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X dot com, the everything app
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BREAKING: Man Argues Trump Doesn’t Lie While Rejecting Every Fact Told To Him
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AI bros talking about AI before yesterday’s election vs after yesterday’s election
The differing perceptions of AI are wild. The country just voted against data centers on 40+ provisions nationwide and hates AI. (Plenty of legitimate gripes.) But most of those people are just unaware that AI is finding a new cancer cure or treatment weekly, going through decades of peer reviewed data and uncovering mountains of errors, that its correcting, throughout every academic field. Replacing billions of man hours of drudgery. Closest thing to a “miracle” I’ve ever witnessed. When I talk to people outside of tech/VC, they’re just unaware of all of it.
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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When a mountain vanished in seconds. Mount St. Helens, May 18, 1980
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republicans when asked why they vote republican
A tale of two friends. One will vote for anyone but Abdul El-Sayed simply because he's a Muslim. She's has no reason other than his religion. The friend will vote for El-Sayed because she wants to see reproductive rights safeguarded, abortion rights protected, and wants to live in a country where everyone no matter their religion feel safe. I don't understand where El-Sayed's hatred comes from. All he wants to do is pass Medicare for all, get money out politics and get money in your pockets.
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An all-time classic
JUST IN: British comedian and actor Russell Brand has been found guilty of rape and sexual assault in a London court The judge, Justice Joel Bennathan, told Brand the consequence of the verdicts is a “significant custodial term” and said he would have to remain in prison until he is formally sentenced on Monday. “You’ve been convicted of a number of offenses including rape,” Bennathan said, adding that Brand inevitably faced a “significant” prison sentence. Source: NBC News
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Those Freudian slip though... Palm Beach Pete Epstein
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Can a guy and a lady really just be friends
Can you do this for 3 million dollars?
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