JHO 👼🏼. Cowboys enthusiast, Dak Prescott advocate.

Joined July 2011
All three of Dak's touchdown passes have been sick, sick throws
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Christian Parker legitimately might be the worst coordinator in the league. You just allowed a backup QB to dink and dunk all the way down the field without ever challenging him. It’s over.
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Yep. We have 0 pass rush and don’t bother to bring pressure, ever.
3rd and 5. 4 man rush. Easy throw for a 1st down. This clown has no idea.
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3rd & 8 give-up run when you have a legit QB and the actual worst defense in the NFL is absolutely crazy. In a season of questionable and cowardly coaching decisions by Brian Schottenheimer, that really might take the cake.
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A six year old with decent pattern recognition knows it Dallas is gonna pass or run. 1st down run? 2nd down pass 1st down pass? 2nd down run Penalty on a down? Off tackle to get the yardage back. I don't hate his scheme as much as I do the predictable bullshit.
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Schottenheimer is such a coward
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Another 2nd and long run. Makes it 3rd and even longer. Genuinely can’t think of a worse HC, OC, DC in the league.
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The Cowboys are one dumb team.
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I would actually do insane things to be the 26th ranked defense in the NFL
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I don’t get this whatsoever. Jaishawn Barham has been their best run defender. What do you think the Eagles are going to do tonight?
Based on pregame, it looks like it'll be Cowboys LB Shemar James and DeMarvion Overshown in the starting lineup. James was tied for 2nd on the team last week against the Packers in run stops, per Next Gen Stats.
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*Year 2029* Hello and welcome to the NFL on FOX live from Afghanistan
🤖 Made with AI
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Here yall go🫤… I’ve never even been to DOC house 😂
Tyrese Maxey went to Doc Rivers’ house out of frustration over James Harden’s lack of effort in the playoffs 😳 per @stephenasmith via @FirstTake
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Tyrese Maxey has never been to Doc Rivers' house: x.com/TyreseMaxey/st…
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COMEBACK SZN IN SOUTH PHILLY. 😤 @Bloom_Energy
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see normal people don’t understand that a 285 million dollar contract isn’t really that much because you have to pay taxes and also have to pay someone to play a gold harp as your personal chef prepares your dinner
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner “My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…” “I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
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When that shit panned to Marcus Freeman 😂😂😂
When AI is used properly lmfaooooooo
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The Memphis Grizzlies are waiving 2025 No. 18 pick Walter Clayton Jr. and Micah Peavy, sources tell ESPN.
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#Cowboys ownership wanted to save on the head coach position salary & Brian Schottenheimer's coordinators compared to the avg pay in the league for their roles... Blue Ribbon experience is valuable over the ebbs and flow of a long season, & top-tier talent costs what it costs...
Believe it or not, this roster is good enough. Is it elite? No. Is it great? No. But it should be good enough, and it's nowhere close to even average. The Cowboys are on a train to nowhere, and the blame falls on the coaches leading it.
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Can’t wait to hear Brian Schottenheimer say post game that he needs to call better plays. Only the third time this season!
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Nah😂😂😂
The Green Bay Packers entered this game as the worst offense in the NFL at converting on third down (28%).
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