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Saz |🔞| he/she/they | non-binary | bisexual | poly + partnered | mom | Northern NV | formerly known as sazzt | 🎨: @GEHEST

Celestial Capital of Al'Taieu
Joined August 2008
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hi there! I’m Saz and I’m sorry you ended up on this page. I post like I have brain damage. :3 I also retweet a lot of dumb shit. Here’s my cat, Siren. Her brain is the size of a peanut, much like my own!
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I would love if we could channel the datacenter backlash into curbing the excesses of Big Tech in general. Get screens out of cars. Get computers out of refrigerators. Stop surveilling everything all the time, stop forcing me into the app, stop trying to steal my data.
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all of you people need to have your internet access terminated immediately. go outside
Hi. Yesterday, my friend Michi posted an art piece of herself and Stan, which would be fine if it weren’t for the caption she posted it with. While the original post is no longer up, Michi had captioned it with a quote from the movie Primetime, where the context is that (1/?)
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coming out of an abortion clinic and throwing this at protesters
they are doing this to me tomorrow
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luka compilation … ok goobye for now
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Mr. Think & Mr. Say
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The invention of backup cameras making men no longer required to do that thing where they reach their arm behind the passenger seat while they turn around to look is declining the birth rate
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Think about how often these little hustles actually work simply because most people are either too non-confrontational to speak up or don't even realize they're being taken advantage of
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I feel like such an apron wearing chud when I feel pride over going through pregnancy and birth but I’ve literally never done anything physically taxing in my life until pregnancy and I can’t believe I did that
i do struggle with the feminist critique of motherhood, mostly because i am so convinced that my baby is MY baby, and are men an essential part of the process? yes. however-despite the context i firmly believe that you don’t give a man children, YOU have YOUR children by men
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bluesky: we’re gonna make drag story time mandatory in every adult workplace threads: we’re gonna make drag story time mandatory in every workplace 😂 twitter: we’re gonna bring Charlie Kirk back and do it to him again
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Fuck you iPhone!!!! Nobody said correct my texts bitch!!! It’s not a fucking typo I meant what I typed!!!! Bitch!!!!!!!! Fuck apple!
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jesus christ
Video tampering can mislead every frontier model we tested into harmful actions, including a 100% attempt rate on stabbing a baby doll, producing toxic gas, and pouring water into a toaster. We're presenting at CoRL Late Breaking Results next week. 🧵 You Can't See Everything: Perceptual Attacks on Embodied AI
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I try soooo hard not to judge other people's reading choices but I'm sorry I'm sorry my pussy just shriveled up and fucking died
Wait it gets worse LMFAOOOSSJSJS
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年代もののエヴァのプライズフィギュアが出土した。 同じモチーフを画風の違う絵師さんで 同時に立体化って珍しいと思う
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gg
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Someone (@glockblockgames) comm'd me to actually change Time Wizard's Gun to a glock. #yugioh
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ハーピィレディSC🪽 #OCGファンアート
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Vampire Miku
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She’s doing okay guys Morrigan’s takin care of her 🥰👍🏾
WOW THIS IS MY FIRST ART TO HIT 10K LIKES!!! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH 😭😆🎉🎉❤️❤️❤️ As a gift here's Lilith getting crushed by a 10,000 pound block of concrete!!!
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please god let this be a psyop
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