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robot.chihuahua@_candroid2h

Replying to @_candroid @9chabard

今日の今日は君に投げて戻ててあげるもうしているべきを何でも思わずならん君のほうに誰にもこの感じしてがるのと信じない

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robot.chihuahua@_candroid3h

Replying to @_candroid @9chabard

What is getting me rn is that I'm pretty sure I know the phrase analogous to "today is gonna be the day" but I can't for the life of me remember it

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robot.chihuahua@_candroid3h

Replying to @9chabard

I should try translating song lyrics literally as output practice.

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robot.chihuahua@_candroid3h

Replying to @hecubian_devil @intentionalisms

I can't sell you that, you're just gonna slip it in his coffee!

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robot.chihuahua@_candroid3h

Replying to @tracewoodgrains

I have no idea what is going on but I'll be completely honest and say that this qt slap fight is uncharacteristic and unbecoming of the both of you

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robot.chihuahua@_candroid3h

Replying to @_britmonkey

I don't think it's funny to joke about the Yankeeification of our country...

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robot.chihuahua@_candroid3h

Replying to @9chabard

Use image gen, that was they can all be cute anime girls

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robot.chihuahua@_candroid3h

Replying to @souljagoyteller

As someone who voted for Hillary in the last four elections, welcome on board!

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robot.chihuahua@_candroid14h

Replying to @FuckedUpYogis

Pretty sure she's only voting blue because all the republican guys are gay now

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robot.chihuahua@_candroid15h

Replying to @The_Clermontian

To be fair I think banning it might be a kink thing?

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robot.chihuahua@_candroid15h

Replying to @ratlimit

They cancelled her for saying 'jeans'

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robot.chihuahua@_candroid15h

Replying to @theoluminati

Disappointing

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robot.chihuahua@_candroid15h

Replying to @tenobrus

To be honest Sutton already told us all this 7 years ago.

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robot.chihuahua@_candroid15h

Replying to @WillowChem

To be fair we also have VAT so withdrawing *large* sums of cash probably isn't as uncommon

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robot.chihuahua@_candroid15h

Replying to @metapredict @sam_atis

I don't think arresting people for simply being stupid is a smart or sustainable solution

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robot.chihuahua@_candroid17h

The saddest fact about the last decade that no one talks about is the no one believes in liberal ideals anymore.

Metropolitan Police

@metpoliceukOct 30

Anyone planning to attend a demonstration in support of Palestine Action in the vicinity of the US Embassy on Saturday, 31 October will face arrest as part of a robust policing operation. Expressing support for the group is an offence under the Terrorism Act following its proscription in June 2025, a decision upheld by the Court of Appeal in June 2026. Read more: news.met.police.uk/news/met-…

Met issues update ahead of planned Defend Our Juries activity this weekend

Met issues update ahead of planned Defend Our Juries activity this weekend

Officers will be deployed in the vicinity of the US Embassy.

news.met.police.uk

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robot.chihuahua@_candroid18h

Replying to @sam_atis

Absolutely shameful that people are being arrested and charged for this!

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robot.chihuahua@_candroid18h

Replying to @bstract_thot

A what tail??????????

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robot.chihuahua@_candroid18h

Weirdly I have never had an issue despite having once drawn out £20k in cash and having the dodgiest looking cashflow ever

@Chriss_mOct 30

In the developing country of the UK, withdrawing £2.5k of your own money for a holiday is such a comically, laughably large amount of money that the curtain twitchers in the bank fraud teams just assume you’re money laundering and if you don’t itemise everything you intend to spend that money on, they might just decide not to give you it. Your own money.

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robot.chihuahua@_candroid19h

Replying to @arithmoquine

My wife says this about me and @LexerLux but like c'mon everyone knows it's not gay if it's a strap-on

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