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It’s not me.

Joined December 2025
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I pelt away people like this. I listened to a man talk about skate shoes at length and commented on more than 15 he sent me and then when I sent a pic of my cat it was ignored and when I asked, he said “I don’t really like cats idk what you want me to say”.
How am i supposed to react when my non vegan friends show me pics of stuff they cook like "look what i made!" Genuinely what am i supposed to do
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no shade but is this your first time having friends
How am i supposed to react when my non vegan friends show me pics of stuff they cook like "look what i made!" Genuinely what am i supposed to do
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if i'm eating a carrot don't talk to me i can't hear a fucking thing in here
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I wouldn’t mind trying some of these 👀 If you’ve had a specific one and really liked it can you please let me know?
Lord please bless the hands of those who make Massy Stores meals. Amen
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A magical childhood is also a magical motherhood
Every day I have an afternoon affogato and my son has vanilla ice cream and we enjoy it together in cortado glasses with shell spoons
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Everything in my head lives there rent-free. I'm not some weird brain landlord.
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why do certain apps think they can pause my music you're nothing and no one
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When it starts raining on your scheduled rot day
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Men literally piss on the street i promise you can fix your bra in public babe
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I h8 when a man admires me for working hard. Mf this supposed to be you
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fool me once, i'll kill myself in front of you can't fool me twice now can you
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Why the fuck would I ever step out of my comfort zone it's literally called the comfort zone
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I feel like Nicole
i think of this often
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As a channa lover, the concept of “slight channa” in doubles is genuinely shocking to me. That’s like asking for a wing in a chicken sandwich.
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I get that it may be easier to eat but no. Doubles is meant to be all over your face and dripping down your CHEST maybe a few grains of channa end up in your SNEAKERS.
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He knows a grand total of three people in his life
Jennifer garner and Ben Affleck reunite in 1st photos since he admitted to regretting thier divorce
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Maybe no movie cast has aged worse. All-time horrendous vibes.
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[just got paid] I’m interested in purchasing some sort of item
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Having to pee really puts things into perspective like ok none of this matters
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‘sorry my body organ has a natural body scent after it bled for 7 days’ …. pleaseee woman for the love of god, get the fuck up
A guy perceived an unpleasant smell during intimate with a lady and was able to tell her, this was her response and I just love it. Please read
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