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@_livebait

It’s not me.

Joined December 2025
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no shade but is this your first time having friends
barbed beggar (@BarbedBeggar) profile picturebarbed beggar@BarbedBeggarNov 6
How am i supposed to react when my non vegan friends show me pics of stuff they cook like "look what i made!" Genuinely what am i supposed to do
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if i'm eating a carrot don't talk to me i can't hear a fucking thing in here
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A magical childhood is also a magical motherhood
petite nicoco (@PetiteNicoco) profile picturepetite nicoco
@PetiteNicocoNov 5
Every day I have an afternoon affogato and my son has vanilla ice cream and we enjoy it together in cortado glasses with shell spoons
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Everything in my head lives there rent-free. I'm not some weird brain landlord.
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why do certain apps think they can pause my music you're nothing and no one
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When it starts raining on your scheduled rot day
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Men literally piss on the street i promise you can fix your bra in public babe
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I h8 when a man admires me for working hard. Mf this supposed to be you
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fool me once, i'll kill myself in front of you can't fool me twice now can you
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Why the fuck would I ever step out of my comfort zone it's literally called the comfort zone
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Josh@lMONFlRENov 5
I feel like Nicole
popculture (@notgwendalupe) profile picturepopculture
@notgwendalupeNov 5
i think of this often
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He knows a grand total of three people in his life
Cozyy (@Cozyvik) profile pictureCozyy
@CozyvikNov 5
Jennifer garner and Ben Affleck reunite in 1st photos since he admitted to regretting thier divorce
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Maybe no movie cast has aged worse. All-time horrendous vibes.
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[just got paid] I’m interested in purchasing some sort of item
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sk@onlyskp1Nov 6
Having to pee really puts things into perspective like ok none of this matters
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👾@susgusttNov 6
‘sorry my body organ has a natural body scent after it bled for 7 days’ …. pleaseee woman for the love of god, get the fuck up
𝐎𝐠𝐚 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 (@thenationguy) profile picture𝐎𝐠𝐚 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧@thenationguyNov 5
A guy perceived an unpleasant smell during intimate with a lady and was able to tell her, this was her response and I just love it. Please read
Image from 𝐎𝐠𝐚 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 (@thenationguy)
Image from 𝐎𝐠𝐚 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 (@thenationguy)
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you ever had to unfollow a girl from high school on instagram because her baby gives you bad vibes
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I love how cats are like “oh shit, a bug, sorry I gotta take this”
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Men are like “we are not allowed to cry” I mean you’re also not allowed to beat women but somehow nothing stops you there huh
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Replying to @wildfreakouts
People that eat with their mouth open need to be slapped in the back of their head.
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