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not a parody // guy with camera // Serie A Enjoyer // deuteranopia // Pearl•Steen // PA for Grownups 2 //

Salem (you pick which one)
Joined May 2010
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my 2026 movie thread:
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만드는 데에 오분 걸림...
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i sometime forget that Showa Goji is a fucking heavyweight boxer look at the footwork
"Final Battle" - Invasion of Astro-Monster (1965)
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oh shit, One Piece is on PlutoTV? I might have to embark on that journey
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i kinda love how Tasmania has a “Godzilla” like relationship with this guy. “yeah it comes ashore and destroys as much as it can every once in a while but you know, it’s like a spectacle and it leaves eventually”
Tasmania’s notorious ‘Neil The Seal’ is back on land & wreaking havoc 🦭 [via/ X @jonzzy ]
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The attached video is from July 2026, not November as the post implies. There is no evidence that Neil has returned to Tasmania since he left in July 11th. x.com/jonzzy/status/… cnn.com/2026/07/11/wor…
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I do not understand the hatred that younger generations feel towards being recognized at businesses. I got discontinued booze for free from the liquor store, got extra from a thai spot, and I talked cricket with the corner store. Y’all suck at appreciating human interactions.
i got recognized at papa johns and the cashier asked me "the usual?"
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Erika talks about her husband’s death the same way that a family of an addict would respond in the wake of an overdose. Your husband died, that sucks. He also dedicated his life to toxicity and experienced the repercussions. Blaming the dealer instead of the user is naivety.
To see leftist podcasters, comedians, and commentators laugh about political assassination as though it’s entertainment and the destruction of a human life is a punchline, is beyond disgusting. My husband, Charlie Kirk, was killed in an act of political violence, something our two children and I will live with every day for the rest of our lives. A culture that laughs at assassination is one of profound moral decay. It threatens the very foundation of our country and the principles that hold our democracy together. You do not have to agree with someone’s politics to recognize the value of their life. This should not be so hard. Political violence must never be something this country tolerates, excuses, or celebrates.
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Como and Venezia can spend all the money in the world promoting themselves as a fresh hot ticket to watch, but no billionaire ownership can change the fact that they’re constantly going up against Goliaths on a regular basis
Como collapsing in front of inter is most predicable thing ever
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FORZA ROMAAAAAAAAAA 🐺🐺🐺
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🟨 MATCHDAY 🟥 ⏰ 20:45 ⚽ #RomaSassuolo 🐺 FORZA ROMA! #ASRoma
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Venezia coming away from the Friday night matchup with a much needed win, an absolute banger of a top corner rocket, and a well deserved three points
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Vinnie Jones was right on the money about VAR changing the game btw
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We’re dragging that Georgia pig who shot the donkey out back and taking a Louisville Slugger to his kneecaps
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Como make CHAMPIONS LEAGUE HISTORY 🤯💙 They become just the 2nd team EVER to score 9 goals in a single Champions League match! Reminder: this is their FIRST EVER season in the competition. From Serie B to making Champions League history. Simply unbelievable. 🇮🇹👏
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A historic night in Lens! ⏹️
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Como going scorched earth on RC Lens was not on my bingo card, oh my god
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Fuck Manchester United All my homies hate Manchester United
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They’re painting Abdul El-Sayed with blatant post-9/11 hatred and demonization Of course that gremlin Haley Stevens is endorsing Mike Rogers with her whole chest. She dreams of Israel. Abdul makes America first priority, and they fear a Mamdani figure in the Midwest
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Sitting across the room and hucking an entire bag of grapes into this
中国义乌产的3D炫屏,贵的几千,便宜的几百元人民币,效果很炫。
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The moon is full, the air is still. Happy Halloween.
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