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Johnny Utah (actual surfer) retweeted
i sometime forget that Showa Goji is a fucking heavyweight boxer look at the footwork
Johnny Utah (actual surfer) retweeted
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Johnny Utah (actual surfer) retweeted
i kinda love how Tasmania has a “Godzilla” like relationship with this guy. “yeah it comes ashore and destroys as much as it can every once in a while but you know, it’s like a spectacle and it leaves eventually”
Tasmania’s notorious ‘Neil The Seal’ is back on land & wreaking havoc 🦭
[via/ X @jonzzy ]
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The attached video is from July 2026, not November as the post implies. There is no evidence that Neil has returned to Tasmania since he left in July 11th.
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Johnny Utah (actual surfer) retweeted
Como make CHAMPIONS LEAGUE HISTORY 🤯💙
They become just the 2nd team EVER to score 9 goals in a single Champions League match!
Reminder: this is their FIRST EVER season in the competition.
From Serie B to making Champions League history.
Simply unbelievable. 🇮🇹👏
Johnny Utah (actual surfer) retweeted
Sitting across the room and hucking an entire bag of grapes into this
Johnny Utah (actual surfer) retweeted
Music videos in the early 2000s really gave me inflated expectations about how good interior design was gonna be when I became an adult. Now it’s all not even ikea just gray wayfair stuff. U notice most music videos not in somebody’s crib anymore
Johnny Utah (actual surfer) retweeted
FC Augsburg believes it's quite terrible to have 17 other Bundesliga clubs sitting on a bunch of the league's limited supply of points.
Johnny Utah (actual surfer) retweeted
yes that’s called “hardcore music” and it’s what young men used to do in this country before the CIA built adin ross
Johnny Utah (actual surfer) retweeted
This administration falls short on delivering many things, but metaphors is not one of them.
President Trump's planned 250-foot-tall arch would cast shadows on many graves and monuments in nearby Arlington National Cemetery, the @washingtonpost's 3-D analysis found.
On some days, Trump's arch would even shade the grave and eternal flame of JFK.
Johnny Utah (actual surfer) retweeted
There’s a weird thing where the same generation that were wary of internet banking and online anything are now just asking Chat GPT to do their taxes and diagnose their medical ailments, while those of us who were excited about the early 2000’s internet are like “hold up…”
