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Gina Rinehart and Hancock Prospecting's massive tax bill has been revealed, as the mining boss condemns government spending and "woke propaganda".
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Lula’s rise is stirring tale of a man who only became literate at the age of ten, never finished secondary school, and climbed from skilled metalworker and union leader to four-term president.
Yet the same man has held remarkably simplistic and disturbingly misinformed political opinions. In 1979 he named among his most admired historical figures Gandhi, Che Guevara, Mao Zedong, Fidel Castro, the Ayatollah Khomeini and Adolf Hitler, citing the last for his “determination.”
He supported the Castro regime and, for a time, Chávez and Maduro. He gave a pass to the industrial-scale drug-smuggling routes into the United States. He bought into the left’s championship of extreme environmental views and made himself the chief spokesperson for the unutterable nonsense that Americans must pay billions in compensation for Amazon deforestation. He has clambered aboard almost any passing anti-American bandwagon joining BRICS and championing the Chinese currency while falling for the blood libel that Israel’s response to the Hamas massacre was genocidal. His verbal coziness with the criminal regime in Iran has been an unmitigated disgrace and is, in all respects, un-Brazilian.
Foreign policy under Lula has been a succession of ludicrous posturing and farcical attempts, with the presidents of Turkey and Iran, to resolve complex problems that had nothing to do with Brazil. Brazil is one of the world’s most important countries and there is still room to hope that Lula's last turn will bring mature and well-considered policies. He should start by pardoning Jair Bolsonaro.
Lula Should Start His New Term by Pardoning Jair Bolsonaro
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Agree 💯 people aren’t stupid. 66% would vote to unwind @AlboMP ’s CGT and negative gearing changes (18% on that alone). The world’s highest effective CGT rate was never going to fly with ordinary Australians who want to build wealth. Time to wake up @AlboMP
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And so it begins. Our colonial history being toppled and replaced with indigenous only monuments.
This statue in Hobart has stood since 1889
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The Labor party has established a $386 million slush fund under it's multiculturalism grants program.
94% of the grants last year went to labor seats. $45 million went to Tony Burke's electorates alone.
What's the departments response to this obvious pork barreling? "They're election commitments"
It's not good enough. Australians are sleeping on the street and these are the rorts this government is spending your money on.
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Road maintenance.
Interesting.
CA makes about $9B annually with the nation’s highest gas tax. That money is for road maintenance.
But somehow we have the worst roads. Potholes on the streets, and more dangerously, on the freeways; roads that haven’t been repaved for decades; raised ridges in the road from old and uneven asphalt; etc.
Obviously this $9B is not being spent on road maintenance. It is being stolen.
Additionally, you have the CA state campaign to get everyone in an EV car, without considering the reduction in people paying the gas tax. Their solution: this mileage tax. Just for the EVs? Oh no, for everyone. For the gas tax payers and also the EV drivers.
All because they need that money that does NOT go to road maintenance, to stay at $9B annually.
Thieves.
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Since Tommy Robinson exposed the industrial scale of the rape of underage girls in Rotherham and elsewhere by organised gangs that went unpunished for fear of cries of racism, he has been pilloried, bashed, banished and jailed.
Any wonder why Australia doesn't have a Tommy Robinson?
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The French police are finally making arrests over the invasion of the UK.
FYI they've just arrested those documenting it.
Not invaders, not traffickers, those exposing it.
Europe is fucked.
ADMIN POST -
Ay and his team have been arrested by armed French police, handcuffed, and taken to the police station.
@danwootton
@TRobinsonNewEra
@thenowherephoto
@daveatherton
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Australia needs to take a stand because we are completely over honest people being sent broke to fund ridiculous salaries for ridiculous jobs.
An Open Letter to the University of Sydney @Sydney_Uni @mscott
Regarding the appointment of Jacinda Ardern as Professor of Practice
Dear Professor Scott,
I read with absolute disgust that the University of Sydney has appointed Jacinda Ardern as Professor of Practice, where she will apparently be sharing her wisdom on empathetic leadership, social cohesion and civic trust.
You cannot be serious.
You are quoted as saying:
"Dame Jacinda led New Zealand through events of profound consequence and her leadership demonstrated that empathy and resolve do not compete with one another; each can strengthen the other."
Appointing Jacinda Ardern to teach social cohesion is rather like appointing Jeffrey Dahmer to teach a course on wellbeing, or Jimmy Savile to run the local daycare centre. The sheer absurdity would almost be funny if the consequences of her leadership weren't so hideously tragic.
My name is Alia Bland. I am a co-founder of Voices for Freedom, an organisation established in New Zealand in 2020. For years, we stood alongside tens of thousands of ordinary Kiwis whose lives were torn apart by the policies of Ardern's government.
While the international media fawned over her kindness and compassion, we were dealing with the wreckage.
At the height of the COVID response, we were receiving upwards of 1,000 emails a day. Desperate people reaching out because they had lost their jobs, their incomes, their homes and, in many cases, their will to live.
People nearing retirement were forced to sell family homes they had spent decades paying off. Some are still living in caravans five years later.
Marriages collapsed. Families fractured. Lifelong friendships were destroyed. People who had served their communities for decades were suddenly treated like lepers because they declined a medical procedure.
Some of the people who came to us had spent their entire lives believing New Zealand was a decent, fair-minded country. Watching that belief crumble, and seeing what it did to them, was heartbreaking.
I cannot adequately describe the anguish in those emails. The desperation of parents wondering how they would feed and house their families. The humiliation of hardworking people being marched out of professions they loved. The despair of people who had done everything society asked of them, only to discover that their own government considered them disposable.
And presiding over it all was Jacinda Ardern, smiling for the cameras and telling the world how kind New Zealand was.
Kind? For whom?
Her government deliberately created a two-class society. Ardern herself acknowledged it publicly. New Zealanders were excluded from workplaces, businesses, events and ordinary social life. People were coerced into accepting a medical intervention under threat of losing their livelihoods.
And those who suffered adverse reactions to the COVID vaccines faced another nightmare. We fought for vaccine-injured New Zealanders whose lives had been devastated by serious physical harm, while many struggled to have their injuries acknowledged or receive adequate support.
The government's public assurances about vaccine safety deserve particular scrutiny. Officials knew about the myocarditis risk, including among young people. We have examined the records. Yet people raising legitimate questions about those risks were routinely dismissed and vilified.
The damage went far beyond lost incomes and broken relationships. An enormous number of New Zealanders lost faith in the very institutions they had trusted their entire lives. Government, health authorities, education, police and the media. That trust has not magically returned because Ardern has moved on to more prestigious surroundings.
While her government was busy marginalising people, we were building a nationwide support network to help them survive.
Voices for Freedom grew to more than 100,000 people on our mailing list, many representing entire families. More than 45,000 people signed up to our local groups across the country, which are still operational today in 2026. We established industry groups to help people fight for their careers, provided support through employment disputes and legal challenges, organised practical assistance and hand-delivered millions of flyers to households throughout New Zealand.
We did this while facing censorship, public vilification and government surveillance. Official records obtained since have confirmed that our activities and communications were being monitored and reported on.
Our volunteers gave everything they could to help people who had been abandoned by the institutions meant to protect them.
And now the University of Sydney wants to hold up the woman responsible for overseeing this period as a shining example of empathy and social cohesion?
It is sickening.
Professor Scott, did anyone at your university bother to speak with the people whose lives were destroyed under Ardern's leadership before celebrating her appointment?
Have you spoken to the former nurses, teachers and police officers who lost their careers? The families who lost their homes? The people still suffering from vaccine injuries? The parents whose children no longer speak to them?
Or did you simply swallow the carefully cultivated international image of Saint Jacinda, the compassionate leader who saved New Zealand?
I wonder whether you have considered why this internationally celebrated former prime minister now lives in Australia rather than the country she once led. The depth of hostility towards her among many New Zealanders should give you pause.
Because I can assure you, there is another side to that story. And there are hundreds of thousands of New Zealanders who live with the consequences.
I have no objection to universities studying Ardern's leadership. In fact, I would encourage it. There is an enormous amount to learn from what happened in New Zealand between 2021 and 2023. Like, what not to do...
But presenting her as someone uniquely qualified to teach empathy, social cohesion and civic trust, without acknowledging the extraordinary human suffering that occurred under her leadership, is an insult to the people who paid the price.
We were there, Professor Scott. We saw what happened. We picked up the pieces. We are still picking them up.
Some of those people will never recover what they lost.
And the woman who presided over it all gets a professorship in empathy.
What an absolute disgrace.
Yours sincerely,
Alia Bland
Co-founder, Voices for Freedom
New Zealand
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It’s hard to imagine a woman less suited to our times. The world is burning from an excess of indulgence, gentle parenting and a 60s libertarian fad for chucking unwell people out of asylums. Meanwhile, Sydney University hires an empathiser in chief. Yes, I’m sure some more head-titled nodding will heal what ails us.
Jacinda Ardern: Former New Zealand prime minister appointed professor of practice at the University of Sydney smh.com.au/national/nsw/from…
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Thank goodness Sydney University has found a new expert on locking people in their homes for months, forcing vaccines that don’t work and wrecking an economy, to the point where it was unsafe to stay in her home country.
Jacinda Ardern to lecture on “wellbeing and empathy”
😂😂😂
From prime minister to professor: Jacinda Ardern lands new gig at Sydney University smh.com.au/national/nsw/from…
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Local council announces new plastics recycling rules. teapawt.net/DaveF937/status/211418…
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Epic atomic fact bomb on Australian history
John Dunmore Lang was Australia's most prolific historian in the 19th century ... and a proponent of Queensland becoming a stand-alone colony (he wanted it named Cooksland).
In 1847, Lang wrote a 500 page book about Cooksland and includes 132 pages on the Aboriginals. So many interesting anecdotes. Here's ten:
1. BOILING WATER
"They never travel without fire, the moment the fish are out of the water they commence roasting and eating them, which they do without cleaning or any other preparation ; and when they have satisfied themselves, should any remain, they carry them home for their women and children, who have been employed during the day in procuring fern root and a part of which they give the men in exchange for fish.
When Thomas Pamphlet (a ship-wrecked European who had been adopted by a tribe) arrived among them, they had no more idea that water could be made hot than that it could be made solid ; and on his heating some in a tin pot, which he had saved when wrecked, the whole tribe gathered round them and watched the pot till it began to boil, when they all took to their heels, shouting and screaming ; nor could they be persuaded to return till they saw him pour the water out and clean the pot, when they slowly ventured back, and carefully covered the place where the water was spilt with sand. During the whole of our countrymen's stay among them, they were never reconciled to this operation of boiling."
2. CATS AND GOATS
"Pamphlet and Finnegan (survivors from a shipwreck), while among the Aboriginals, were regularly painted twice-a-day, and were frequently importuned to allow themselves to be further ornamented by scarifying the body and boring the nose ; but on their signifying that they did not wish it, the natives always desisted.
Nor was any violence used against them during their whole residence. Our cats and goats struck them with particular astonishment. We could not prevail on them to approach the latter, of whose horns they seemed to have a great awe. They were, however, continually caressing the cats, and holding them up for the admiration of their companions on shore."
3. THE RUMBLE (AND THE RECONCILIATION) IN THE JUNGLE (this is an account Lang received from some shipwrecked Englishmen who who lived with the Aboriginals for 18 months near modern day Brisbane)
"About the time of our first arrival at Pumice Stone River, the young native whom we called the Doctor had been wounded in the knee with a spear, while out on a hunting expedition, by a native of another tribe, at a distance of fifty miles to the northward.
As the spear had broken in the wound, there was a good deal of inflammation in his leg, when he applied to me to cure him. This I effected by extracting a large splinter from his knee, and in a short time he was quite recovered. As soon as his cure was effected, and he was able once more to go out fishing and hunting, he sallied forth, accompanied by several of his tribe, in order to take revenge of the man who had wounded him. Having a great liking for me, on account of my having cured him, he insisted on my going with him.
The spot appointed for the combat was a small ring, about 25 feet in diameter, about 3 feet deep, and surrounded by a palisade of sticks. The crowd assembled to see the fight amounted to about 500 men, women and children ; and the combatants, followed by those who were friendly to them respectively, approached the ring in single file, and drew up in a regular manner on opposite sides of the circle. The whole assembly were well armed, many of them having five or six spears each. The two combatants then entered the ring, and having laid down their spears in opposite rows, point to point, began walking backwards and forwards, talking loudly to each other and using violent gestures, as if to inflame their passions to a due height.
The women had previously been driven away, and the most profound silence reigned in the rest of the assembly. After about ten minutes spent in this way, they commenced picking up their spears with their feet, keeping their eyes fixed on each other, so as to prevent either from taking advantage of the other's stooping. In this manner they proceeded till they had each three spears, which they stuck in the ground, ready for immediate use.
At the moment when they commenced thus picking up their spears a tremendous shout burst from the spectators, who immediately relapsed into their former silence. All now being ready, one or two of the friends of each party spoke across the ring for a few minutes ; and as soon as they ceased, the Doctor threw his spear with all his force at the other, who, however, succeeded in warding it off with a kind of wooden shield called an elemang, into which, however, it penetrated three or four inches.
The other then threw in his turn ; but his spear was also warded off in the same manner. The third spear which the Doctor threw penetrated quite through the shoulder of his adversary, who instantly fell, when one or two of his friends, jumping into the ring, pulled out the spear and returned it to its owner and the tournament concluded with loud huzzas from all parties.
They all then retired to huts, which had been erected for the occasion, and the next day they again met at the ring, in order to give the friends of the wounded man an opportunity to avenge his quarrel. But it appeared that none wished to do so, as each had now wounded the other, and a reconciliation took place between the two tribes, which was announced by shouting, dancing, &c., and a parcel of boys were selected from each party and went into the ring to wrestle ; after which both tribes joined in a hunting expedition, which lasted a week : but my feet being sore, I was consigned to the care of the women."
4. WHITE MEN ARE REINCARNATED ANCESTORS
Stray white men in the bush were very often considered reincarnated ancestors which gave them immunity from battle. This belief is attested to across the continent.
"In September 1790, five convicts seized a small boat, with the intention of escaping, if possible, from the Colony ; but after suffering much hardship and privation, they were at length driven ashore at Port Stephen, about 150 miles to the northward of Sydney.
They were kindly received by the natives, and, as Colonel Collins informs us, on their own authority,—for it appears they were discovered, and brought back to Sydney, several years thereafter. They were never required to go out on any occasion of hostility, and were, in general, supplied by the natives with fish, or other food.
They told us that the natives appeared to worship them, often assuring them, when they began to understand each other, that they were, undoubtedly, the ancestors of some of them who had fallen in battle, and had returned from the sea to visit them again ; and one native appeared firmly to believe, that his father was come back in the person of either Lee or Connoway, (two of the number) and took him to the spot where his body had been burned."
5. HOW THEY CHOSE A TRIBAL CHIEF
"Each of these tribes is under a distinct chief, whose dignity, however, is rather equivocal, and whose position, as well as the way in which it is obtained, resembles pretty much that of the chiefs of the ancient Germans, as described by Tacitus. Heroism and success in battle, and not supposed hereditary rights, constitute the only title to chieftainship recognised by the Aborigines, and the influence and authority of the chief are acknowledged only in time of war."
6. DEMOCRATIC CONSENSUS
"When Moreton Bay was a Penal Settlement, and the country at some distance from Brisbane very little known, Moppy, a chief or influential native of the tribe in which Baker (an escaped convict) had been naturalized, happened to visit the colonial Settlement.
Hoping to conciliate his tribe with the British, the Colonial Commandant, among other marks of favour bestowed on him, caused a brass plate to be made for him, to be suspended on his breast by a chain of the same material hung round his neck, as is frequently done in New South Wales, with the inscription, "Moppy, king of the Upper Brisbane Tribe."
The rest of the tribe could not, of course, read the inscription on the plate, but being shrewd enough to discover that it had a meaning, they requested him to explain to them what it meant. And when he told them that it signified that Moppy was their master, and that they were all his servants, they got into an argument at his supposed usurpation of kingly authority over themselves, as free and independent natives of Australia. They insisted that Moppy should carry back the plate to the British Commandant, under pain of death. It would seem, therefore, that their form of government is rather democratical than patriarchal or kingly.
Their internal polity is far from being arbitrary, being very much regulated by certain traditionary laws and institutions, of which the obligation is imperative upon all, and the breach of which is uniformly punished with death."
7. MARRIAGE
The conjugal relation is maintained by them with great decency and propriety, every family having its own separate hut and fire. They are remarkably fond of their children, and the idea of whipping a child, or thwarting its wayward inclinations in any way, appears monstrous to the natives as does also the practice of Europeans in this particular.
The wife is rather the drudge or slave, than the companion of her husband. The lending of wives to one another is occasionally practised, as it was even among the ancient Romans, and the prostitution of their women to Europeans is, I am sorry to say, but too frequent on the part of their lords and masters.
Marriage is generally contracted with the consent of the relatives of the parties, and the sanction of the tribe, and it is never contracted between near relatives. The parties join hands in the presence of the tribe.
A native sometimes steals a wife from a strange tribe, which usually leads to reprisals and ends in war ; but the idea that courtship among the Aborigines of Australia consists generally, or even frequently, in simply knocking down the female and dragging her away by the hair, is a mere calumny upon the race, as silly and incredible as it is injurious. Instances of savage cruelty to their females are by no means rare, especially when under the influence of European rum ; but instances also of warm and deep affection are not infrequent.
My brother was crossing one of the tributaries of the Hunter River a few years ago, in a boat in which there was an old grey-headed native who had just been away burying his wife, and the tears were chasing each other down the poor old desolate man's cheeks, in a manner quite affecting to behold.
8. TRIBAL PAYBACK
Generally speaking, they exhibit a good disposition towards white men, and the instances in which they have received and treated in the kindest manner solitary Europeans who were completely in their power, are numerous and unquestionable.
Like all other barbarous nations, they are very revengeful; and considering all white men, as they uniformly do, as of the same tribe, they not unfrequently visit upon innocent persons, in the way of reprisal, injuries they have received from other white men, perhaps at a great distance off. In this way the Aborigines are frequently charged as the aggressors, in cases in which they conceive they are only taking the requisite satisfaction for injuries committed either on themselves or on others of their nation.
A person of the name of John Brown, a half-caste Anglo-Indian from Calcutta, who had been for some time (I presume as an emancipated convict) at Moreton Bay, seized and carried off with him in his boat, two native women, from the neighbourhood of Brisbane.
The circumstance, as well as the place of Brown's destination, was immediately reported to the natives at Amity Point, on Stradbroke Island, and by them to those on Moreton Island, some of whom carried the report across the northern entrance of the Bay to Bribie's Island, from whence the report was conveyed along the coast towards Wide Bay, where Brown and his party, with the exception of the two black women, were all murdered as soon as they landed."
9. ABORIGINAL COMEDY
They have a keen perception of the ludicrous and grotesque, and a decided taste for what may be called dry humour, and their talent for mimicry is really wonderful. If there is anything uncommon or unusual in the appearance or demeanour of any European in the district, as for instance if he is lame, if he has a proud overbearing manner, or anything peculiar in the tones of his voice, they are sure to mimic him with the most ludicrous effect.
In the older Settlements of the colony, the sight of a whole company of black natives —both men and women—in a state of beastly intoxication is, unfortunately, by no means uncommon ; but at Moreton Bay they have happily not yet learned to relish ardent spirits, and the sight of a European under their influence affords them the greatest amusement.
Many of them have been at the German Mission Station, near Brisbane, and they always behave with great propriety when present at Divine service ; but I was sorry to learn that certain of the young Squatters, when they come to the Settlement, occasionally get them to mimic the missionaries, which it seems they can do to great perfection, going through the various parts of Divine service with wonderful accuracy, as far as the tones and manner of the missionaries are concerned. This would doubtless be very amusing, if it were not exceedingly profane.
10. BE MY BROTHER
"On the 14th of December, 1845, Mr. W. Kent, a brother of the Commissary's at Brisbane, told me that when taking a walk that morning before breakfast, he had met a black-fellow of the name of Wogan, who requested Mr. Kent to shoot another native whom he named, and who he alleged had killed his Mr. Kent's brother.
The natives are in the habit of adopting any particular European with whom they are on good terms as their brother, and of exchanging names with him ; and they conceive that they have not only peculiar claims upon the adopted brother, but that the latter is bound to take up the quarrels and to avenge the wrongs of his supposed relative, as if he were a real one.
Of course Mr. Kent would neither shoot the supposed murderer himself, nor allow Wogan to shoot him for him, by lending him his gun for the purpose, as the latter proposed he should."
Link to entire book below in comment.
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I note that a lot of people today are questioning Aboriginal history and culture.
So, here's some modern 'ancient' 'Truth-telling', some you may know, some not:
- Dot paintings were invented in 1971 by Geoffrey Bardon who then taught the style and technique to Aborigines.
- The Welcome to Country Ceremony was invented in 1976 by Ernie Dingo and Richard Walley to welcome Maori performers.
- There is no Aboriginal word or phrase for Welcome to Country, unlike the Maoris’ welcome/wardance, the ‘haka’. As such, it cannot have been invented prior to colonisation and the introduction of English. How, in ancient times, would they have asked “Who’s doing the Welcome to Country Ceremony?” if there were no words in Aboriginal languages for it?
- The Acknowledgement of Country was invented in the 1990s
- There is no film or video evidence of any of these ceremonies existing at important events such as Royal Tours, the 1956 Olympics, etc. prior to the 70s.
- The not mentioning the name of deceased Aboriginal people or showing an image or providing a warning in an article is also modern. As recently as 2011 when boxer Lionel Rose died, not even the ABC did this.
- ‘Walkabout’ is now considered an offensive term, since it implies someone is late or lazy, despite it being an integral part of initiation ceremonies.
- ‘The oldest living culture’ is not just factually incorrect, it defies logic. The branch of the tree cannot be older than the tree itself. Humans evolved in Africa. There are African tribes that live almost exactly as they did 100,000+ years ago, without welfare, 4WDs, mobile phones, etc. Aborigines are descended from these tribes as humans moved out of Africa and around the world. As such, Aboriginal culture cannot possibly be older than the cultures from which they are derived. (See: diagram)
- Aborigines were never categorized or classified in Australia under the Flora and Fauna Act, despite Linda Burney and many others claiming this. This has been fact-checked and verified by the ABC as a complete and utter myth.
- The term ‘First Nations’ has been culturally appropriated from North American natives.
- The term ‘totem’ is used now widely. Many Aboriginal people adopt or are given a totem. But if this is, as claimed, an ancient tradition, what are the Aboriginal words, in any of the many languages, for ‘totem’ or ‘totems? ‘Totem’ is word from the Ojibwa tribe of North American natives. It is not an ancient Aboriginal word. It, too, is appropriated or 'stolen', ironically.
- ‘Deadly’ is not an Aboriginal word. It was a popular term in the 60s: ‘deadly good’. It was often used to describe a bicycle: ‘a deadly treadly’.
- Uluru (Ayers Rock) is, according to the area’s most senior elder, Paddy Uluru, of no cultural significance and is not sacred. Only recently has this been claimed to stop people climbing it.
- The Lake Bolac ‘eel’ rock arrangement required a machine to move the rocks. Which is more likely: that Aborigines arranged the 100+kg rocks 1,500 years ago or it was created more recently in the 20th Century to promote the Annual Eel Festival?
- Neologisms: ‘On country’; ‘Blak’; ‘First Nations’, ‘Blakfullah’, ‘Blak’, ‘First People’, ‘Welcome to Country Ceremony’, ‘Smoking Ceremony’, ‘Rainbow Serpent’ and ‘Dreamtime’ – all English-language-derived, not Aboriginal, such as ‘gangurru’ (kangaroo).
- Things that have fallen out of fashion: ‘Pointing the bone’; curses; photography stealing the soul.
- In almost every instance, the occurrence of a ‘massacre’ was settlers’ retribution for Aborigines stealing sheep, killing workers and/or raping wives and daughters. The notion that settlers or troops went out riding to kill Aborigines for ‘sport’ is a myth.
- The notion of a government-mandated, sanctioned or planned ‘genocide’ isn’t supported and the scale of Aboriginal deaths is widely disputed. Estimates vary so wildly that they cannot be replied upon: from over 1,000,000 to around 200,000 to 100,000 to just 10,000.
- Rainbow Serpent is not translated from any Aboriginal language. Similarly, ‘Dreamtime’ is not translated from any Aboriginal language. (See: diags)
So, what hasn't been made up in the past 50 years?
You tell me.
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John Dunmore Lang was Australia's most prolific historian in the 19th century ... and a proponent of Queensland becoming a stand-alone colony (he wanted it named Cooksland).
In 1847, Lang wrote a 500 page book about Cooksland and includes 132 pages on the Aboriginals. So many interesting anecdotes. Here's ten:
1. BOILING WATER
"They never travel without fire, the moment the fish are out of the water they commence roasting and eating them, which they do without cleaning or any other preparation ; and when they have satisfied themselves, should any remain, they carry them home for their women and children, who have been employed during the day in procuring fern root and a part of which they give the men in exchange for fish.
When Thomas Pamphlet (a ship-wrecked European who had been adopted by a tribe) arrived among them, they had no more idea that water could be made hot than that it could be made solid ; and on his heating some in a tin pot, which he had saved when wrecked, the whole tribe gathered round them and watched the pot till it began to boil, when they all took to their heels, shouting and screaming ; nor could they be persuaded to return till they saw him pour the water out and clean the pot, when they slowly ventured back, and carefully covered the place where the water was spilt with sand. During the whole of our countrymen's stay among them, they were never reconciled to this operation of boiling."
2. CATS AND GOATS
"Pamphlet and Finnegan (survivors from a shipwreck), while among the Aboriginals, were regularly painted twice-a-day, and were frequently importuned to allow themselves to be further ornamented by scarifying the body and boring the nose ; but on their signifying that they did not wish it, the natives always desisted.
Nor was any violence used against them during their whole residence. Our cats and goats struck them with particular astonishment. We could not prevail on them to approach the latter, of whose horns they seemed to have a great awe. They were, however, continually caressing the cats, and holding them up for the admiration of their companions on shore."
3. THE RUMBLE (AND THE RECONCILIATION) IN THE JUNGLE (this is an account Lang received from some shipwrecked Englishmen who who lived with the Aboriginals for 18 months near modern day Brisbane)
"About the time of our first arrival at Pumice Stone River, the young native whom we called the Doctor had been wounded in the knee with a spear, while out on a hunting expedition, by a native of another tribe, at a distance of fifty miles to the northward.
As the spear had broken in the wound, there was a good deal of inflammation in his leg, when he applied to me to cure him. This I effected by extracting a large splinter from his knee, and in a short time he was quite recovered. As soon as his cure was effected, and he was able once more to go out fishing and hunting, he sallied forth, accompanied by several of his tribe, in order to take revenge of the man who had wounded him. Having a great liking for me, on account of my having cured him, he insisted on my going with him.
The spot appointed for the combat was a small ring, about 25 feet in diameter, about 3 feet deep, and surrounded by a palisade of sticks. The crowd assembled to see the fight amounted to about 500 men, women and children ; and the combatants, followed by those who were friendly to them respectively, approached the ring in single file, and drew up in a regular manner on opposite sides of the circle. The whole assembly were well armed, many of them having five or six spears each. The two combatants then entered the ring, and having laid down their spears in opposite rows, point to point, began walking backwards and forwards, talking loudly to each other and using violent gestures, as if to inflame their passions to a due height.
The women had previously been driven away, and the most profound silence reigned in the rest of the assembly. After about ten minutes spent in this way, they commenced picking up their spears with their feet, keeping their eyes fixed on each other, so as to prevent either from taking advantage of the other's stooping. In this manner they proceeded till they had each three spears, which they stuck in the ground, ready for immediate use.
At the moment when they commenced thus picking up their spears a tremendous shout burst from the spectators, who immediately relapsed into their former silence. All now being ready, one or two of the friends of each party spoke across the ring for a few minutes ; and as soon as they ceased, the Doctor threw his spear with all his force at the other, who, however, succeeded in warding it off with a kind of wooden shield called an elemang, into which, however, it penetrated three or four inches.
The other then threw in his turn ; but his spear was also warded off in the same manner. The third spear which the Doctor threw penetrated quite through the shoulder of his adversary, who instantly fell, when one or two of his friends, jumping into the ring, pulled out the spear and returned it to its owner and the tournament concluded with loud huzzas from all parties.
They all then retired to huts, which had been erected for the occasion, and the next day they again met at the ring, in order to give the friends of the wounded man an opportunity to avenge his quarrel. But it appeared that none wished to do so, as each had now wounded the other, and a reconciliation took place between the two tribes, which was announced by shouting, dancing, &c., and a parcel of boys were selected from each party and went into the ring to wrestle ; after which both tribes joined in a hunting expedition, which lasted a week : but my feet being sore, I was consigned to the care of the women."
4. WHITE MEN ARE REINCARNATED ANCESTORS
Stray white men in the bush were very often considered reincarnated ancestors which gave them immunity from battle. This belief is attested to across the continent.
"In September 1790, five convicts seized a small boat, with the intention of escaping, if possible, from the Colony ; but after suffering much hardship and privation, they were at length driven ashore at Port Stephen, about 150 miles to the northward of Sydney.
They were kindly received by the natives, and, as Colonel Collins informs us, on their own authority,—for it appears they were discovered, and brought back to Sydney, several years thereafter. They were never required to go out on any occasion of hostility, and were, in general, supplied by the natives with fish, or other food.
They told us that the natives appeared to worship them, often assuring them, when they began to understand each other, that they were, undoubtedly, the ancestors of some of them who had fallen in battle, and had returned from the sea to visit them again ; and one native appeared firmly to believe, that his father was come back in the person of either Lee or Connoway, (two of the number) and took him to the spot where his body had been burned."
5. HOW THEY CHOSE A TRIBAL CHIEF
"Each of these tribes is under a distinct chief, whose dignity, however, is rather equivocal, and whose position, as well as the way in which it is obtained, resembles pretty much that of the chiefs of the ancient Germans, as described by Tacitus. Heroism and success in battle, and not supposed hereditary rights, constitute the only title to chieftainship recognised by the Aborigines, and the influence and authority of the chief are acknowledged only in time of war."
6. DEMOCRATIC CONSENSUS
"When Moreton Bay was a Penal Settlement, and the country at some distance from Brisbane very little known, Moppy, a chief or influential native of the tribe in which Baker (an escaped convict) had been naturalized, happened to visit the colonial Settlement.
Hoping to conciliate his tribe with the British, the Colonial Commandant, among other marks of favour bestowed on him, caused a brass plate to be made for him, to be suspended on his breast by a chain of the same material hung round his neck, as is frequently done in New South Wales, with the inscription, "Moppy, king of the Upper Brisbane Tribe."
The rest of the tribe could not, of course, read the inscription on the plate, but being shrewd enough to discover that it had a meaning, they requested him to explain to them what it meant. And when he told them that it signified that Moppy was their master, and that they were all his servants, they got into an argument at his supposed usurpation of kingly authority over themselves, as free and independent natives of Australia. They insisted that Moppy should carry back the plate to the British Commandant, under pain of death. It would seem, therefore, that their form of government is rather democratical than patriarchal or kingly.
Their internal polity is far from being arbitrary, being very much regulated by certain traditionary laws and institutions, of which the obligation is imperative upon all, and the breach of which is uniformly punished with death."
7. MARRIAGE
The conjugal relation is maintained by them with great decency and propriety, every family having its own separate hut and fire. They are remarkably fond of their children, and the idea of whipping a child, or thwarting its wayward inclinations in any way, appears monstrous to the natives as does also the practice of Europeans in this particular.
The wife is rather the drudge or slave, than the companion of her husband. The lending of wives to one another is occasionally practised, as it was even among the ancient Romans, and the prostitution of their women to Europeans is, I am sorry to say, but too frequent on the part of their lords and masters.
Marriage is generally contracted with the consent of the relatives of the parties, and the sanction of the tribe, and it is never contracted between near relatives. The parties join hands in the presence of the tribe.
A native sometimes steals a wife from a strange tribe, which usually leads to reprisals and ends in war ; but the idea that courtship among the Aborigines of Australia consists generally, or even frequently, in simply knocking down the female and dragging her away by the hair, is a mere calumny upon the race, as silly and incredible as it is injurious. Instances of savage cruelty to their females are by no means rare, especially when under the influence of European rum ; but instances also of warm and deep affection are not infrequent.
My brother was crossing one of the tributaries of the Hunter River a few years ago, in a boat in which there was an old grey-headed native who had just been away burying his wife, and the tears were chasing each other down the poor old desolate man's cheeks, in a manner quite affecting to behold.
8. TRIBAL PAYBACK
Generally speaking, they exhibit a good disposition towards white men, and the instances in which they have received and treated in the kindest manner solitary Europeans who were completely in their power, are numerous and unquestionable.
Like all other barbarous nations, they are very revengeful; and considering all white men, as they uniformly do, as of the same tribe, they not unfrequently visit upon innocent persons, in the way of reprisal, injuries they have received from other white men, perhaps at a great distance off. In this way the Aborigines are frequently charged as the aggressors, in cases in which they conceive they are only taking the requisite satisfaction for injuries committed either on themselves or on others of their nation.
A person of the name of John Brown, a half-caste Anglo-Indian from Calcutta, who had been for some time (I presume as an emancipated convict) at Moreton Bay, seized and carried off with him in his boat, two native women, from the neighbourhood of Brisbane.
The circumstance, as well as the place of Brown's destination, was immediately reported to the natives at Amity Point, on Stradbroke Island, and by them to those on Moreton Island, some of whom carried the report across the northern entrance of the Bay to Bribie's Island, from whence the report was conveyed along the coast towards Wide Bay, where Brown and his party, with the exception of the two black women, were all murdered as soon as they landed."
9. ABORIGINAL COMEDY
They have a keen perception of the ludicrous and grotesque, and a decided taste for what may be called dry humour, and their talent for mimicry is really wonderful. If there is anything uncommon or unusual in the appearance or demeanour of any European in the district, as for instance if he is lame, if he has a proud overbearing manner, or anything peculiar in the tones of his voice, they are sure to mimic him with the most ludicrous effect.
In the older Settlements of the colony, the sight of a whole company of black natives —both men and women—in a state of beastly intoxication is, unfortunately, by no means uncommon ; but at Moreton Bay they have happily not yet learned to relish ardent spirits, and the sight of a European under their influence affords them the greatest amusement.
Many of them have been at the German Mission Station, near Brisbane, and they always behave with great propriety when present at Divine service ; but I was sorry to learn that certain of the young Squatters, when they come to the Settlement, occasionally get them to mimic the missionaries, which it seems they can do to great perfection, going through the various parts of Divine service with wonderful accuracy, as far as the tones and manner of the missionaries are concerned. This would doubtless be very amusing, if it were not exceedingly profane.
10. BE MY BROTHER
"On the 14th of December, 1845, Mr. W. Kent, a brother of the Commissary's at Brisbane, told me that when taking a walk that morning before breakfast, he had met a black-fellow of the name of Wogan, who requested Mr. Kent to shoot another native whom he named, and who he alleged had killed his Mr. Kent's brother.
The natives are in the habit of adopting any particular European with whom they are on good terms as their brother, and of exchanging names with him ; and they conceive that they have not only peculiar claims upon the adopted brother, but that the latter is bound to take up the quarrels and to avenge the wrongs of his supposed relative, as if he were a real one.
Of course Mr. Kent would neither shoot the supposed murderer himself, nor allow Wogan to shoot him for him, by lending him his gun for the purpose, as the latter proposed he should."
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