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Joined April 2008
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My body is a machine that turns domestic beers and grilled meats into respect for all of those who have served
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I listened to all of @UTalkinU2ToMe but forgot the members of the band besides theedge. Hope this goes well
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Oh yea Larry Mullen Sr's son
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Needed more after Season 3 so now I'm just watching Mad Men scenes and pretending they're I Think You Should Leave sketches
Replying to @BenjaminCrew1
He's so Tim Robinson here
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Didn't realize there was so much crossover with punk rock and soccer
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I wasn't aware soccer had so much punk rock representation
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you got two minutes
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1/ There is some pretty substantial context about Twitter's 2023 revenue and advertisers that I think partly help explains why Musk is really losing it... And it involves upfront ad sales. Let me explain...
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I made this image of Jason with smaller eyeholes for when you need a quick pick-me-up.
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If @VMware's leadership had a hard time explaining this merger to employees, imagine explaining it to customers. You see, this is the best outcome for shareholders. As a result, Broadcom shareholders will appreciate taking your money. You're welcome.
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i live in constant fear of being asked to share a “fun fact about me”
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Every week I'm more and more embarrassed that I live in this state
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Lol @phoebe_bridgers relocation means we're in the actual front row instead of the balcony. Hell yea
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Pick a side. You can’t be both.
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My favorite part of this show so far is watching the dads here for Wilco being forced to watch @Sleater_Kinney fuckin rip
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