Andrew retweeted
My body is a machine that turns domestic beers and grilled meats into respect for all of those who have served
Andrew retweeted
1/ There is some pretty substantial context about Twitter's 2023 revenue and advertisers that I think partly help explains why Musk is really losing it...
And it involves upfront ad sales. Let me explain...
Andrew retweeted
I made this image of Jason with smaller eyeholes for when you need a quick pick-me-up.
Andrew retweeted
If @VMware's leadership had a hard time explaining this merger to employees, imagine explaining it to customers.
You see, this is the best outcome for shareholders. As a result, Broadcom shareholders will appreciate taking your money.
You're welcome.
Andrew retweeted
The GOP Senate race in my state is between my former governor, who was indicted after (among other things) tying a half-naked woman up in his basement and photographing her and blackmailing her, and a guy who lives in a palazzo from which he aims his assault rifle at black people
Andrew retweeted
the replies to this aged me 300 years and every time i close my eyes i’m seeing a light at the end of the tunnel and i honestly might walk toward it. that’s how unbearable this experience has been
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RT if you've had a dream where you realize you're not wearing a mask. Starting to see a trend.
Andrew retweeted
Tell me your mayor is a Republican who ran as a Democrat without *telling me* your mayor is a Republican who ran as a Democrat.
