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Former restaurant critic and food writer and editor, now kitchen designer. Can cook my way out of a paper bag, too.

Seattle
Joined March 2009
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Little late but a few highlights from this past season. Sophomore year.
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Capital City showdown win 6 touchdowns on the weekend @SEAUNITEDELITE @The7on7NW @coach_csanders
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Game 1 of my Junior year in the books. Some highlights playing Receiver and Linebacker vs Eastside Catholic :: fan.hudl.com//_/_/_/organiza…
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Seahawks with the dumbest, ugliest, most inept win in years.
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Literally. I live in a city, work full time, and grow food. These things do not have to be mutually exclusive.
you can just garden without being trad or weird about it i harvested 10 lbs of tomatoes this morning and i work in a big building in manhattan
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holy shit snl 😂😂😂
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Our daughter Charlotte “Bowie”Drozd has been missing in Seattle since 11:30am Saturday. Last seen on the monorail. We welcome any information or help.
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Imagine if it were a female sports host acting this way. You can't bc it wouldn't be allowed to happen.
Pat McAfee has been drunk for like two hours, openly chugging beers, talking about getting high AF on his flight over, and is just sloppy on ESPN. I think it’s hilarious but man I bet a ton of folks are pissed, & I can’t imagine how mad folks who never made it on air at ESPN are.
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“When I get that feeling I want sectional healing” 🎶🎵🎼
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I have no words to describe the passing of my friend Matt Driscoll. He was an incredible dad and journalist. Savor every day, people. You don’t know if it might be your last. thenewstribune.com/news/loca…
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Never had anything but horrible and demeaning experiences at endocrinologist offices! See a naturopath instead, if you can.
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Replying to @BrockHuard
I believe that college coaches should speak out and demand multi-sport participation from recruits. If it impacts receiving a scholarship, it’ll get it done.
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A news reporter asked Michael Jordan if he thought the ’90s Bulls could beat LeBron’s Lakers. MJ: Yes. Reporter: By how much? MJ: Two or three points. Reporter: Why so close? MJ: Most of us are almost 60 now.
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Happy BIRTHEDDAY momma you birther a fucking BEAST!!!!! YesLawd!!!! (Marshawn voice)
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I know this isn't the point, but imagine if your brother's name was King and then they named you...Justin. Rude.
He’s King Of New York but couldn’t warn his sons the feds were coming! Low!
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Um, who scheduled this tweet to post in...early spring?
Here are our best winter cocktail recipes of all time—from toddies to sazeracs to espresso martinis—to keep you warm all season long. saveur.com/winter-cocktail-r…
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I'm excited for Russ. Getting away from that asshole coach will do him good, as will the humble pie. I bet he plays surprisingly well this coming season.
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