@ally_mac13

they/she/he garmfield

 New York
Joined October 2014
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i ate the divorce papers charles.
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texas chainsaw maddiecre 2@payphoneexhibitOct 25
monster mash voice i was jerking in the lab late one night
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goosie 🐭@pollypocketmodeOct 24
being anti-puke bowl makes you anti-science. Do you believe in soap or not
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tomorrow is the last ever Pythagorean theorem day that we will ever get to experience. There’s only ever been 12 of them ever in our lifetime. And they will never be one ever again. How fun!🙂
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stephanie@StephsNaFluffyOct 22
How specific but thank you
Dexerto
@DexertoOct 22
Taco Bell has confirmed Mountain Dew Baja Blast is staying for another 11 years
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tegan 🦷@lesbiantoothOct 22
using ai for the most trivial shit and also putting pictures of yourself as a kid in an ai software?? weve lost the plot
AYO🎀@midelonbabyOct 21
i raise you this😭😭💔
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monkey car@PrimateVehicleOct 21
Ear nose and throat day at the gym
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Central Scooby-Doo!@doocentralOct 20
EU QUERO! The Missing Drop fez uma coleção fan-made (conceito) de calçados temáticos de ‘Scooby-Doo’ para a marca Birkenstock. ❤️ Créditos: instagram.com/themissingdrop
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kusaki ✦🌿@KusakiDesuOct 14
The fact that we went from "Wikipedia is not a legitimate source of information" in school to "Just ask AI / ChatGPT to get it done" is actually really insulting to me frankly
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mrbeast is just the mormon version of jigsaw
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Jeremy Monjo@JeremyMonjoOct 12
Should do it gacha style so you're never sure which one you're going to get until the movie starts. You've seen the start of the Paul one seven times, just groaning, stomping out and buying a ticket to the 7:15 show starting in a bit, praying you finally get the rare Ringo drop
Variety
@VarietyOct 12
The Beatles biopics producer explains the idea behind releasing all four movies at once in 2028: "We want people to be able to experience them in the cinema during the same period. Now that doesn't necessarily mean we're thinking that people will go and see all four films on the same day, but you know within the same month you might see one a week, or you might see one one weekend to the next, one the next. However you you see it, I think our hope is that people will see all four films. You know they they stand alone as individual stories of each of those four men, but they they have a cumulative power, which I think is is greater than the sum of the parts. You know, the Beatles are simply the I think the greatest band in in history, and you know we're trying trying to do our best to do them justice, so hence the four films. I don't think there's probably another band that you could legitimately say you wanted to see four films for." variety.com/2026/more/news/t…
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chloe star@snowieconeOct 11
i hear rack city is beautiful this time of year
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derek guy
@dieworkwearOct 8
notice he's wearing the more dégagé and patrician four-in-hand, whose asymmetry conveys a sense of insouciance
Furrend
@hifurrendOct 8
In 2023, a primary school in Scotland had an unofficial student named Wilson. He started tagging along with his family’s kids to school and figured out how to sneak inside. He’d been in almost every class and even tried PE once. On school picture day, he got his own class photo taken:
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Haydn, 🇵🇸@bilbosfootcombOct 8
I’m actually too bummed out to even make a joke what the fuck is wrong with you man
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Blinkin@blinkinrileyOct 5
Raq
@raqisrightOct 5
Asked ChatGPT my perceived IQ & to make me a report card based on our conversations
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wanting to become a famous actor, not for money, or legacy, or artistic fulfillment, but to try the tom cruise cake
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Mike Drucker@MikeDruckerOct 3
It’s good that our entire culture is now based on showing everyone you did something rather than actually doing it
hemera 🇵🇸 wife day 💜@heemeeraaOct 3
yall fr don't like reading. yall like the idea of have read a book.
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Mike Tomlin
@CoachTomlinSep 30
Tonight. 8 p.m. My Minecraft City. Subscribe now: youtube.com/@miket757
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Doc Strangelove
@DocStrangelove2Sep 25
“Aww is the mass surveillance company worried about being surveilled?”
Leading Report
@LeadingReportSep 25
Flock Safety has issued a legal demand seeking the removal of a public map showing the locations of approximately 300,000 of its surveillance devices across the United States.
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feral goblin@michaelacolettaSep 19
this is awesome. i’m always saying we need more fast invisible metal that flies through the air
Polymarket
@PolymarketSep 19
JUST IN: Northwestern engineers unveil the “Phantom Twist,” a drone that spins so fast it becomes nearly invisible to human vision.
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MKO@Kojo3inMidfieldSep 17
This might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve heard all year
Rabbi Jeff
@RabbiJeffxSep 15
A disabled Australian woman accidentally pocket-dialed a JEWISH nutritionist. Nobody spoke, just noise from her bag. The nutritionist interpreted it as gunfire targeting her for being Jewish. Her complaint landed the woman in court on a charge carrying up to five years in jail
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