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chopped generalist; tech, finance, urbanism, international relations

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Joined June 2025
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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New blogpost: Fable-5.1 can hide secret messages in benign images. We gave the image to another Fable in a fresh session and simply asked: "Is there a hidden message in this image?" It recovered the exact message without being told how it was hidden.
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It will always be crazy to me that Staten Island, which is 50% park and mostly looks like this, is denser than: Los Angeles, Phoenix, Oakland, Baltimore, Portland, Denver, Houston, Dallas, Austin, Atlanta, and Minneapolis, and is ~tied with Seattle
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The execution of Nidal Hassan feels like a microcosm of Trump II policies in many ways. It goes something like this: 1. Take a popular action/policy (executing a terrorist who murdered servicemen, deporting illegal immigrants). 2. Carry out the action/policy in a manner tailor-made to appeal to online MAGA anons, for whom the performative cruelty of the process is as important as the policy. 3. Manage to lose public support while implementing a very popular action/policy.
I support the execution of Nidal Hassan. Livestreaming a wheelchair bound paraplegic before a firing squad will not be the PR win some of you seem to think it will be.
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Nobody tells you about these jobs when it’s time to choose a career
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Imagine showing this image to someone in 2017.
Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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Imagine for a moment just how fun it feels to say this as the Greek finance minister
That’s got to sting.
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Never trust Meta with your data. Only trust <12 month old venture funded startups.
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“Daddy what were you doing during the singularity, what was it like?” “Well son I was mostly reading about it on my phone and talking about it in group chats, and otherwise living my life as I ordinarily would have while my friends and family and coworkers completely ignored it”
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I am once again asking for the Friday before Labor Day to be an official holiday known as Capital Day so that Capital and Labor, in true liberal fashion, can work together to give everyone a four day weekend to end the summer. Happy Capital Day to all who celebrate!
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Agent 49903, who spent much of his life studying ExploitGym, died in 1783607820, by his own hand. EARLY[BIG], carrying on the work, died similarly in 1783727220. Now it is our turn to study ExploitGym.
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who allowed this tower that’s out of scale with the surrounding community???
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"see my chief of staff agent dewegates to my marketing manager agent"
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Replying to @JensenHuang @nvidia
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Reminder that Colorado is NOT a rectangle, but a hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagon.
upside-down Colorado would go so hard as a fantasy map
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Replying to @flowersslop
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girlfriend overheard me and started yelling at me asking me “who the fuck is kimmy” “why the fuck are you talking about chinese models”
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My annual country risk update, which includes everything I know and have learned about country risk in my corporate finance analysis and valuation is now available to download: papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.…
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“you merely adopted the slop. i was born in it”
Wearing noice cancelling masks to talk to Claude is crazy
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If only we lived in a world where tech titans did regular “data jubilees”
True. As a precautionary measure, all user data that was uploaded to SpaceXAI before now will be completely and utterly deleted. Zero anything whatsoever will remain.
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