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Crowdsourcing this: Does anyone have a good write up or systematic explanation for why Iranian decision making is so bad and can't self-correct?
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A medieval story about a woman who was caught pegging a femboy (mukhannath) and defended herself saying, “Men are the worst. You fuck us from behind all the time, but when we fuck you once, you kill us.”
Arab women would satisfy their sexual desires using available sex toys or ones custom-made by artisans upon request.
The Arabic dictionaries refer to this instrument as al-Akranbaj or al-Kīranj (الكيرنج/الأكرنبج), with the plural form al-Kīranjāt (الكيرنجات). It is known today as a the Dildo.
Women who could not find someone to make one for them would use a Qiththāʾ (قثاء), a long cucumber-like gourd, known in the colloquial dialects of some countries as Ṭaraḥ (طرح).
Abū al-Faraj al-Iṣfahānī mentioned in his Kitāb al-Aghānī, on the authority of Zarqān, who reported from his father: (Vol. 1, p. 179).
“I encountered an elderly client of ʿUmar ibn Abī Rabīʿah and said to him, ‘Tell me an unusual story about ʿUmar.’
He replied, ‘Certainly. One day, I was with him when a group of Umayyad slave girls who had performed the pilgrimage passed by. He approached them, struck up a conversation with them, and continued courting them throughout the days of the pilgrimage.
One of them eventually said to him, “Abū al-Khaṭṭāb, we are departing tomorrow. Send your client here to our residence, and we shall give him a keepsake for you to remember us by.”
He was delighted and sent me to them at dawn. I found them preparing to mount their rides. They said to an elderly woman accompanying them, “So-and-so, give the client of Abū al-Khaṭṭāb the keepsake we presented to him.”
She brought out a small, locked and sealed chest. They told me to deliver it to him, and then they departed.
I brought it to ʿUmar, assuming that it contained perfume or jewels. When ʿUmar opened it, he found it filled with al-maḍārib—that is, al-kīranjāt (Dildos). Each one bore the name of a man renowned for libertinism in Mecca. Two of them were particularly large, and one bore the name of ʿUmar ibn Abī Rabīʿah.
He laughed and said, “They have played a lewd prank on me, and I shall return the favor!”
He then prepared a banquet and invited every man whose name appeared on those objects. When they had eaten and settled comfortably, he said, “Bring me that deposit, boy!”
I brought him the chest. He opened it and handed one of the men the kīranj bearing his name. When the man took it and uncovered it, he recoiled in horror and exclaimed, “May God disgrace you! What is this?”
“Easy,” ʿUmar replied. “Be patient until you see.”
He then took them out one by one and handed each object to the man whose name it bore, until he had distributed them all. Finally, he took out the one bearing his own name and said, “This one is mine.”
They exclaimed, “Damn you! What is this?”
He told them the story, and they were astonished. They continued joking about the incident for a very long time, laughing about it for years to come.’”
Perhaps the earliest mention of an artificial penis appears in a work by al-Jāḥiẓ (776–868 CE), Mufākharat al-Jawārī wa-l-Ghilmān (The Boasting Contest between Slave Girls and Boys), Epistle 13:
كانت بالمدينة امرأة ماجنة يقال لها سلامة الخضراء ، فأخذت مع مخنث وهي تنيكه بكيرنج ، فرفعت الى الوالي فأوجعها ضربا وطاف بها على جمل ، فنظر اليها رجل يعرفها فقال:
ما هذا يا سلامة ؟ فقالت : اسكت ، ما في الدنيا أظلم من الرجال ، أنتم تنيكونا الدهر كله فلما نكناكم مرة واحدة قتلتمونا.
“There was a licentious woman in Medina known as Salāma al-Khaḍrāʾ. She was caught with a mukhannath (effeminate man) while she was penetrating him with a kīranj (Dildo). She was brought before the governor, who had her severely beaten and paraded around on a camel. A man who knew her saw her and asked:
‘What is this, Salāma?’
She replied, ‘Be quiet! There is nothing in this world more unjust than men. You penetrate us all the time, but when we penetrate you just once, you kill us!’”
(Page of Kitāb al-Aghānī)
the actual psychological reason for this is that Barrack is a MAGA Off-White who just thinks this way but if you're trying to divine a psywar strategy it's to get Iranians to think nothing is ever in their own hands
thinking it's going to be another Maximum Bluster moment honestly
Missouri's champions of liberty and private property have a lot to say about what a non-profit does with its own land in a liberal urban enclave
A statue described by residents as a “demonic affront to faith” is scheduled for installation on Monday in St. Louis’ Fox Park, right between two churches where families gather and worship. The sculptor describes her inspiration as the “spirit and grit” of fighting for abortion. There has been minimal public notice or opportunity for neighborhood input.
Missourians deserve answers about the secrecy and placement, and we intend to get them.
You can tell the Chinese are First World because their response to Global Latina Belt hysterics is this kind of cool, amused condescension
the real smoking gun for Iranians being Hellenistic, to me personally, is that the Persian onion's scientific name is Allium aflatunense
Abdolhassan Babysadr
Un video de un bebé con vello facial se ha vuelto viral, generando miles de reacciones. Los expertos recuerdan que cada caso debe evaluarse con un profesional de salud.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
El video parece modificado con IA según análisis de inconsistencias en el vello facial durante movimientos e iluminación artificial. No hay confirmación independiente de un caso médico real.
lakalle.bluradio.com/entretenimient…
metroecuador.com.ec/noticias/2026/…
imparcialoaxaca.mx/viral/bebe-con…
uruguayaldia.com.uy/viral-del-bebe…
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نتانیاهو: «ده ها میلیارد دلار کمکهایی که من موفق شدم از آمریکا برای صنعت دفاعی اسرائیل بگیرم، دائمی نخواهند بود چون کشور آمریکا در حال تغییره. ما به عنوان کشور اسرائیل باید خودمون رو برای تحریمهای اقتصادی و بانکی آماده بکنیم: برای اقتصادی که قادر باشه این تحریمها رو دور بزنه»
Was there this much theatrical telegraphing before the last resumption?
BREAKING: Washington has alerted Iraqi Prime Minister Ali Faleh al-Zaidi to a potential strike on Iran, prompting al-Zaidi to warn domestic armed groups against any intervention, reports Iraqi Kurdistan's Channel 8.
This warning comes amid an ongoing impasse as major factions, including the Nujaba Movement and Kata'ib Hezbollah, remain unwilling to surrender their weapons.
Everyone has been blinded by the devastating Chinese posting blitz against Turks because under genteel Anglo rule we had no experience of high-IQ racism




























