@aseriousmang

ceo at my own boss. member of whatever the opposite of mensa is. coiner of phrase “what if mcdonalds had beer”

 Hazel Park, MI
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Joined April 2009
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kinda wild theres a Doobie Brother named Michael McDonald cuz when I have a doobie, brother, I just MightGo to McDonalds
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They’re making the Flock Cameras in Bushwick shoot on 35mm
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When Newsmax gets a new anchor:
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Vikings Offense vs Lions D next week will be a textbook case of a Stoppable Force meeting a Movable Object
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if i show my face on tv, the liberals will be mean to me. simply because of the horrifying racism that is behind my every action and belief. this ad is paid for by the please let me be racist without yelling at me PAC
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love that he looks like he’s rendered by a PS2
googling 'kiedis point break' during tinder date@irishloubegaOct 24
guy who learns about politics from this book
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bergs retweeted
bread@brettmercer_Oct 25
green bAIPACkers
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Eminem wrote the most famous lyric about vomiting in music history and then made a restaurant about it
Darren Rovell
@darrenrovellOct 25
Debuting today at the @Lions game: S’ghetti Sandwich from @Eminem. Two slices of garlic toast with mozzarella cheese, spaghetti and marinara on top. (via @LevyRestaurants)
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I have evidence that Saddam Hussein is developing a weapons grade Cheesecake Factory
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bergs retweeted
vio@ErogetismOct 24
FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 23
Trump posts cryptic health message: "A healthy person has a thousand dreams. A sick person has only one (to get better)! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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this is that rare genre of likable dummy put on the spot that’s perfect entertainment, like the U talking U2 To Me episode where they made Todd Glass guess which songs were U2
Oh No He Didn't 🤯
@ohnohedidnt24Oct 23
This might be the greatest Who he play for of all time lmao a must watch! please don't retire Chuck!
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imagine telling a regular person you believe David Lynch was a basic bitch because he had a Luchino Visconti film in his top 10
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WENDY'S AD: please come to Wendy's and purchase a ham buger ME: getting major psy-op vibes from this video..
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[hearing random spotify autoplay song] this sucks what is this bio: As beloved by real music heads as they were overlooked by idiot morons, this visionary group made challenging music that many spoon-fed swine couldn't handle me: at the same time it's undeniably compelling,
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I think Bill Hicks was right when he said that celebrities who do commercials should be "off the artistic roll call forever" - and back then he was only talking about Jay Leno shilling for Doritos, not every modern celeb promoting the Life-Ruining App xitter.cf/Variety/status/2113656…
Variety
@VarietyOct 23
Shane Gillis and Danny McBride play feuding weathermen in a new four-minute Kalshi ad. “In the past year I’ve made some questionable trades on contracts for local weather, Costco hot dog prices and cricket,” McBride said in a statement. “Working with Kalshi to make this very unique ad was a great way to both make amends on some of my questionable predictions, but also get to work with Shane, and reunite with my good pal, Deep Roy.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/sha…
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I have evidence that it smell crazy in there
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 23
BREAKING: Scientists develop technology that allows people to digitally transmit smells across the world, potentially bringing scent to phone calls, video chats, & social media.
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rocks that he just talks like Christopher Walken in King of NY
river 🍊@rivermath77Oct 21
cameron winter on kiki’s delivery service: “it’s a good movie”
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oh shint okay!!
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you can just block that karsten dude or anyone on letterboxd. i block anyone who makes a list that's like "every single movie ever :)" just so i don't have to see it anymore
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Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4ie0qQv 📷 Evan Vucci
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You've got to watch this whole thing. Generational talent. I've only ever seen this once before.
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 22
El-Sayed: "We had a little debate. Or I had a debate and he just pointed at me and said, 'He's Muslim.'"
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