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Writer, teacher, father, Husky, 12. People who back into parking spaces are monsters.

Seattle
Joined November 2010
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This was the highlight of my day.
Bubz ain’t wit the foolery
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Penix went to the NFL and got worse receivers💀
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The Simpsons in the 1950s
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On the plus side, the Helms Foundation just declared us champs.
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Just when I think I'm out on people, they come through once again
The "Ship of Theseus" article has been edited 1792 times since it was created in July of 2003. At present, 0% of the phrases in the original article (seen below) remain.
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If your partner or spouse is a teacher they probably answer 2,000+ questions every school day. So try to avoid asking them questions the minute they get home, especially questions like, “So what’s for dinner?”
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Yes please
If the bill passes into law, all students in Washington would be able to receive free breakfast and lunch at school starting this fall. king5.com/article/news/educa…
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Job description: Must run five hours of meetings daily with reluctant participants. Must monitor and document participant learning. Will have 45 minutes to prepare daily, but that time will be taken away regularly. Every other profession: *audible laughter* Teachers:
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To put 2023 into perspective, here's a brief timeline of the entire future in 23 key moments:
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Random/Amusing: With the Alamo Bowl win, Kalen DeBoer tied Tyrone Willingham’s career UW win total of 11. (Willingham coached the Huskies from 2005-2008).
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Question for #teachertwitter: does anyone have a magic trick for getting whiteboard marker out of clothes?
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The average child asks 200-300 questions a day. So if an elementary school teacher has 20 students, they are asked a minimum of 4,000 questions a day… 4,000! If your partner/spouse is an elementary school teacher, THIS is why they don’t want any questions when they get home.
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just like the US to ignore obvious threats from the right wing tho
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My CFP top 4: 1. Lincoln 2. Washington 3. FDR 3. LBJ
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If you live in #CO03 and voted for @AdamForColorado in his race against Lauren Boebert, please check the status of your ballot. Ballots are still being cured-- and yours could make the difference in this race. Check here: Colorado.ballottrax.net
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Dear @NFL, I pay for access to RedZone Mobile, which I only need to be functional 18 days per year. If it is not (instead, failing to load video and repeatedly crashing, even after logging out/back in and uninstalling/reinstalling), it would be great to get 1/18 of my $$ back.
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Yes, let's just keep repeating this the whole game ...
Tom Brady has countless passing records, with another in reach today: Brady has gone 373 straight passes without an interception, the second-longest streak in NFL History. With 30 more attempts without an interception, Brady would pass Aaron Rodgers (402) for the longest streak.
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Can Elon Musk buy Fox News next
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Another US election, another "Land doesn't vote, people do" style map showing the election results.
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