Writer, teacher, father, Husky, 12. People who back into parking spaces are monsters.
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If your partner or spouse is a teacher they probably answer 2,000+ questions every school day.
So try to avoid asking them questions the minute they get home, especially questions like, “So what’s for dinner?”
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Job description: Must run five hours of meetings daily with reluctant participants. Must monitor and document participant learning. Will have 45 minutes to prepare daily, but that time will be taken away regularly.
Every other profession: *audible laughter*
Teachers:
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To put 2023 into perspective, here's a brief timeline of the entire future in 23 key moments:
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Random/Amusing:
With the Alamo Bowl win, Kalen DeBoer tied Tyrone Willingham’s career UW win total of 11. (Willingham coached the Huskies from 2005-2008).
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The average child asks 200-300 questions a day. So if an elementary school teacher has 20 students, they are asked a minimum of 4,000 questions a day… 4,000!
If your partner/spouse is an elementary school teacher, THIS is why they don’t want any questions when they get home.
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If you live in #CO03 and voted for @AdamForColorado in his race against Lauren Boebert, please check the status of your ballot. Ballots are still being cured-- and yours could make the difference in this race. Check here: Colorado.ballottrax.net
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Another US election, another "Land doesn't vote, people do" style map showing the election results.
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The average high school teacher hears their name called 50-75 times a day.
The average middle school teacher hears their name called 80-90 times a day.
The average elementary school teacher hears their name called 100,000-150,000 times in the FIRST HOUR of school.
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TRANS AND NONBINARY STUDENTS BELONG.
TRANS AND NONBINARY STUDENTS BELONG.
TRANS AND NONBINARY STUDENTS BELONG.
TRANS AND NONBINARY STUDENTS BELONG.
TRANS AND NONBINARY STUDENTS BELONG.
TRANS AND NONBINARY STUDENTS BELONG.
TRANS AND NONBINARY STUDENTS BELONG.
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In all of her 96 years, the Queen never once witnessed Oregon win a National Championship
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This is our most popular chocolate chip cookie recipe and may become your new favorite.
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Omg. We are starting to get prettttyyy close to 600k followers đź‘€
Consider this a *humble* ask for a RT + follow 🙏
It will take a BIG team to defeat Dr. Oz + win this seat
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It’s not SSRIs. Iceland: biggest user of antidepressants; low rates of gun violence.
It’s not video games. Japan: among the largest markets for video games; low rates of gun violence.
It’s not weed. Israel: biggest user of cannabis; low rates of gun violence.
It’s the guns.
