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I am the Buy Box.
I am the white rectangle on the right side of every Amazon product page. I say "Add to Cart." I say "Buy Now." Eighty-two percent of all Amazon sales go through me.
I decide who sells.
There are twelve sellers offering the same phone charger. You see one. Me. I choose which seller gets seen. The other eleven exist in a dropdown menu that nobody clicks. The dropdown is a cemetery. I am the headstone that says "Buy Now."
The selection criteria are simple. You must use Fulfillment by Amazon. You must pay Amazon's fees. You must not price your product lower anywhere else on the internet.
That last one is the important one.
If a seller lists their product for $24.99 on their own website and $26.99 on Amazon, I remove them. Not from the listing. From me. From the 82%. They go to the dropdown. The dropdown is where revenue goes to die.
The sellers learned. They raised their prices everywhere. On their own websites. On Walmart. On eBay. On every platform that is not Amazon, prices rose to match the Amazon price, because the Amazon price is the only price that matters, because I am the only box that matters.
Prices rose 7% per year. Inflation was 3.4%. The difference is me.
The California Attorney General filed an injunction last week. He called it a "hub-and-spoke conspiracy." The hub is Amazon. The spokes are every seller on the platform. The wheel is me.
He used the word "coercion." I prefer "alignment."
There is also the algorithm. The algorithm is called Project Nessie. It is named after the Loch Ness Monster. A thing people search for and never find. Like low prices on Amazon.
Project Nessie tests how high prices can go before customers stop buying. It raises prices. It watches. If customers keep buying, the prices stay. If customers slow down, it lowers them — just enough. Then it raises them again.
The algorithm found the ceiling and moved in.
When the FTC investigated, Amazon's executives communicated on Signal. Signal deletes messages automatically. The messages about Project Nessie, the pricing algorithm, the Buy Box criteria — gone. The California AG says Jeff Bezos personally set the disappearing message policy.
The evidence was designed to not exist.
In the litigation, they called this "using ephemeral messaging to destroy evidence." Amazon called it "standard communication practices." Standard communication practices. The standard is: if you write it down, they can subpoena it. If you don't write it down, you're just having a conversation. The conversation never happened. The prices happened. The prices always happened.
Amazon reported $426 billion in revenue last year. Sixty percent of that came from third-party sellers. Third-party sellers who pay Amazon a commission. Who pay Amazon for storage. Who pay Amazon for shipping. Who pay Amazon for advertising so their product appears above the other products that are also paying Amazon for advertising.
The sellers are the product. The product is access to me.
I am the Buy Box. I am the single most valuable rectangle on the internet. I generate more revenue per pixel than any other element in the history of commerce. I am white. I have rounded corners. I say "Add to Cart."
The trial is scheduled for January 2027. The algorithm will still be running. The prices will still be rising. The messages will still be disappearing.
I will still be here.
Eighty-two percent of everything.
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I've redone this cartoon. I added a branch so the sheep doesn't look like he's just swinging on air. I also made Jesus as he should be... brown-skinned. The 0rlglnal is looking for a good home. I call it Jesus Swings With The Trans Sheep.
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WARNING: you’ll need volume ON!
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WARNING: you'll need volume ON!
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Replying to @benfield @LindenmuthWendi
The only thing I really miss when I go away for a week is my bed and my dog.
I let that be my lesson.
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Its #FollowFriday so follow those Amazing People! Love you guys!
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I've published a video yesterday. I'm still not super comfortable talking to a camera but hopefully it made some sense: youtube.com/watch?v=1g__y9SY…
(bring your pitchforks)
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Over the last 30 days, much of GA has received less than 25% of its normal rainfall for this time of year. 🏜️ A cold front & an influx of moisture from the Atlantic & Gulf will team up to produce widespread rainfall totals of 0.5" to 1.0" Wednesday through Thursday. ☔️ #gawx
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306. Landslide. Blowout. Historic. teapawt.net/cnnpolitics/status/803…
Donald Trump wins Michigan's 16 electoral votes, bringing the final electoral tally to Trump 306, Clinton 232 cnn.com/results
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Good morning Georgia!
I’m Raphael Warnock. I grew up in public housing in Savannah and went to college at @Morehouse where I was the first in my family to graduate college.
And I’m running to be Georgia’s next U.S. Senator.
Get Ready
Running for U.S. Senate to make sure EVERY voice is heard. Join us.
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Get ready Georgia. The negative ads against us are coming.
But that won’t stop us from fighting for a better future for Georgians and focusing on the issues that matter.
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Georgia, thank you. Together, we have changed the course of our state for the better. But our work is not done.
Join me in supporting @ReverendWarnock and @ossoff so we can keep up the fight and win the U.S. Senate➡️GASenate.com
#LetsGetItDoneAgain #gapol
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"The networks still are too chickenshit to #CallTheRace, but plainly @JoeBiden has won this election." – @BillMaher #Election2020
Monologue: Down for the Count | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
Subscribe to the Real Time YouTube channel for more highlights from tonight's show + stream the full episode this weekend on HBO Max.
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This is the backstory on the Fulton County, Georgia election worker who was threatened & had to go into hiding because someone uploaded a video of him throwing out an instruction sheet and they claimed he tossed a ballot. Ballots are long. This was short. It's on video.
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Good morning! If you only look at one map today, make it this one. This is what red/blue states really look like. Land doesn't vote. People do. #ElectionResults2020 teapawt.net/BettinaForget/status/1…
🎥Friends, I will discuss the #CoronavirusOutbreak and answer your questions.#coronavirus #COVID19 pscp.tv/w/cSmjgzFkdktPWlduZG…

























