Budding screenwriter. Former journalist raised by a nudist. Seen on Netflix. "Without music, life would be a mistake." – Friedrich Muthafucking Nietzsche
Acton, MA
Joined October 2008
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"I was initially cast to play Sam Malone on Cheers. Ted Danson was my stand-in. The night before the pilot, my grandmother dropped a pot of homemade matzoh ball soup on my cat. I had to call in sick."
-George Santos
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
This could be the meme that defines the season. Obviously, it's still early, and the team has the talent for a run, but Schotty's decision-making is consistently inconsistent and is undermining this team.
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#Cowboys Dak Prescott comes in at No. 31 on the NFLs Top 100. He ranks ahead of:
- Jared Goff
- Justin Herbert
- Joe Burrow
- Caleb Williams
- Jalen Hurts
- Bo Nix
- Lamar Jackson
- Jordan Love
- Baker Mayfield
- Brock Purdy
- Bryce Young
#Dallascowboys
I mean, I would cry, too, if my balls fell out of my scrotum in front of the whole world.
🚨ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Republican Senator Bill Cassidy CHOKES UP AND CRIES as he announces he will support the confirmation of Todd Blanche as Attorney General.
Cassidy was the last holdout. This is what is looks like when a man knows he sold his soul to the devil.
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He pronounced missile shot like "miso shot" -- as in Miso soup, and a few seconds later called it the "Islamic Republic of Japan." I think he had traditional Japanese soup on what's left of his dementia-addled brain.
🚨TRUMP HAS SEVERAL MENTAL LAPSES ON CAMERA
WTF. Trump just called it the "Islamic Republic of Japan," and called Zelenskyy “President Putin.” He even mispronounced Obama’s name.
WHERE IS JAKE TAPPER’S BOOK?
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I just watched the roughly 45-minute footage of October 7th at a private screening in NYC. Here are my immediate thoughts minutes after watching it. 🧵
Amazing! Congratulations!
Good morning, Baltimore! 💜🐦⬛
Excited to join the #RavensFlock and provide the soundtrack to a new era of @Ravens football!
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Even the pope wants you to finish that screenplay
Dear writers, we need your imagination, your narrative creativity and your lively thinking. We need these to create spaces of freedom and authenticity, within which divine grace can make the promise of consolation and peace resound. vatican.va/content/leo-xiv/e…
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John Mulaney Becomes First Comedian To Sell Out Wrigley Field deadline.com/2026/06/john-mu…
