ethan klein is such a consistent spiritual loser he didn't even get to be the most talked-about adulterer in the public consciousness for more than a week before getting shown up on an international scale lmfao
Breaking news from @ianmking: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admits to extramarital affair and the company board is now investigating him being targeted by a Chinese espionage plot. He remains CEO for now. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
Ned Fulmer and Ethan Klein just had a sigh of relief
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇨🇳 Nvidia $NVDA CEO Jensen Huang sends letter to employees after being targeted by female Chinese spy:
"I was unfaithful to my wife. My actions hurt her and our children. There is no excuse for what I did."
"I am fully committed to NVIDIA and will work to earn back your confidence."
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As shit as Bassura was, she was still the better choice out of these two. LA is cooked.
BREAKING NEWS: LA elects its wokest ever mayor Nithya Raman after Karen Bass presided over wildfires disaster 🚨🔗 trib.al/OYBBFAx
Absolutely horrible
Los Angeles, I am deeply honored to be your next mayor.
I just spoke with Mayor Bass and expressed my deepest gratitude for her leadership and decades of service. Los Angeles would not be the city it is today without her.
I love this city. I believe in its people. The work ahead will be hard, and change will take time. And together, we are going to build a future as extraordinary as the city we call home.
Thank you, LA. Let’s get to work.
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You are absolutely cooked Los Angeles
Los Angeles, I am deeply honored to be your next mayor.
I just spoke with Mayor Bass and expressed my deepest gratitude for her leadership and decades of service. Los Angeles would not be the city it is today without her.
I love this city. I believe in its people. The work ahead will be hard, and change will take time. And together, we are going to build a future as extraordinary as the city we call home.
Thank you, LA. Let’s get to work.






































