jonathan (@botgolde) header
jonathan (@botgolde) profile picture

🇷🇴

Seattle, WA
Joined July 2015
I love gas station lighting⛽️
5
1
24
jonathan retweeted
16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated
783
38,041
1,314
676,396
7,841,971
jonathan retweeted
“Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.”
Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.
146
7,096
42
76,632
3,039,907
jonathan retweeted
What a fucked up day man
1,975
19,514
3,109
327,402
12,962,709
jonathan retweeted
Hey man, that’s really awesome that you saved some of your 4th of July fireworks so you could set them off at noon on the 13th of July
188
9,694
169
168,087
2,053,513
jonathan retweeted
Just ate some bacon from Dollar Tree and now my neck won’t turn
427
7,314
661
98,735
2,037,533
jonathan retweeted
Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).
58
16,155
294
72,062
1,294,693
jonathan retweeted
how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30
72
10,051
372
139,603
1,912,297
jonathan retweeted
hate wasting my jokes on a boring hoe i could’ve said that to a bad bitch
50
3,223
101
29,073
380,352
jonathan retweeted
My problem is, I wanna b the only one at the gym when I go
297
18,682
1,122
101,317
2,727,567
jonathan retweeted
do not call me on instagram like have you lost your fcking mind
331
16,828
1,225
173,464
3,467,525
jonathan retweeted
119
16,972
656
167,577
1,604,304
140
11,168
736
146,545
3,176,169
I’ve tasted Unemployment and I’ve tasted 9-5. I recommend not being born.
2,127
93,392
3,356
603,881
14,326,863
173
20,788
1,078
193,679
4,838,057
jonathan retweeted
1,726
18,830
1,537
243,199
9,359,258
👋🏾
What’s the masculine urge all guys have ?
450
29,926
616
301,739
10,686,048
jonathan retweeted
hate when mfs make me be mean, i had a pocket full of sunshine til u did that
115
21,883
561
71,067
2,188,462
jonathan retweeted
“men used to go to war” well now we suck toes
700
12,276
1,998
167,413
9,608,680
mind if a white boy speaks a little espanõl tonight #cervaza
200
8,417
401
137,988
4,640,935