Just a bottom bucket associate trying to get by | RX forever in my heart | dba “some goon on Twitter debtsplaining” | chief bank reporting officer

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Joined July 2021
Overheard some interns freaking about about not being able to find pricing / private company info. Cmon guys just type in n.a. and call it a day
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We’re here today to discuss why you clicked on the Knicks championship ring phishing email
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America B doesn’t give a shit about AI man they care about a 45 page menu that’s made to order
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Nice to see this got yoinked by an America B-er on instagram
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Floridians when they get hit by the brightline
For your safety and ours, never drive around lowered gates. These safety measures are in place to protect everyone, and ignoring them can lead to serious consequences. Stay alert, follow the law, and help keep our communities safe.
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The golden age is still golden
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Some publicly traded company like ford or chipotle could do layoffs or decline in quality and the average brain dead online commenter will be like “private equity bad😡” “private equity does it again😡” “every single time a great brand is ruined it’s private equity😡”
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“eNsHiTtiFiCaTiOn” shut the fuck up
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When the homies and me pull up to the K&E cabana we’re going to make January 6th look like a Girl Scout party
K&E cabana has as many openings as one of its loan docs:
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"The 2L is money good" "Have you looked at the credit agreement?" "No, have you?" "No"
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beast mode
Replying to @paulg
How lazy can we fucking get. There’s absolutely no value in an agent buying something on Amazon. It’s just something people do to sound cool. I already have a human agent who buys way too much shit on Amazon called my wife.
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We need to have a serious conversation about overweight people flying on commercial airlines. I’m flying on @AmericanAir and after paying extra money to upgrade my seat, I got stuck next to a man who is 300+ pounds and stripped mid flight. None of the flight attendants wanted to confront him. He smells like 💩 and weed. He’s literally sitting in my seat and keeps touching me. For context, he’s literally 300+ pounds and I’m 120. Why does American Airlines think it’s acceptable to treat people this way?! I tried reaching out discreetly during the flight, but they have no avenues to do that.
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Lawyer sent me a doc titled -vUSE THIS ONE
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Ball don’t lie
Worth noting that Christa Pike requested two alternative methods of execution, in part over a concern about whether there would be complications given some health issues she has, and was denied each. They insisted on this and then botched it.
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My old banking VPs really had a point when they said “there are too many words on that slide” and “ain’t no way I’m reading all that”
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It was over when the Apollo exploding offer took everyone down with it
High finance is a dying career option for many reasons but another funny way you can tell is by looking at their meme culture. They are still doing starter pack memes. In 2026. There was a wave of finance burners that had a huge Twitter presence from 2018-2022. They are so beyond washed now it’s unbelievable. Even wallstreetoasis used to have gems. Now it’s a dying dinosaur from the old internet.
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If I die scatter my ashes in the female bathrooms of San Diego airport -@whatsebitda
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On a related note, it’s surprising to me how many people I see talking about how they use ai to plan their vacation itineraries. Isn’t the point of traveling learning about new places and finding new experiences? Idk you’ll never catch me blindly following an ai slop itinerary
You need to touch grass if you’re online shopping so much that you feel the need to pay $20/mo to Zuck to have an ai agent do it for you
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You need to touch grass if you’re online shopping so much that you feel the need to pay $20/mo to Zuck to have an ai agent do it for you
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POV: you’re the largest creditor in a co-op set for a minimal recovery
LIV ch 11 petition hits the docket. Here are the top 10 unsecured creditors starting with Jon Rahm and Bryson DeChambeau: ecf.njb.uscourts.gov/doc1/11…
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