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We’re here today to discuss why you clicked on the Knicks championship ring phishing email
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Floridians when they get hit by the brightline
For your safety and ours, never drive around lowered gates. These safety measures are in place to protect everyone, and ignoring them can lead to serious consequences. Stay alert, follow the law, and help keep our communities safe.
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"The 2L is money good" "Have you looked at the credit agreement?" "No, have you?" "No"
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Hunter SPX Thompson ❎
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Replying to @paulg
How lazy can we fucking get. There’s absolutely no value in an agent buying something on Amazon. It’s just something people do to sound cool. I already have a human agent who buys way too much shit on Amazon called my wife.
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POV: you’re the largest creditor in a co-op set for a minimal recovery
LIV ch 11 petition hits the docket. Here are the top 10 unsecured creditors starting with Jon Rahm and Bryson DeChambeau: ecf.njb.uscourts.gov/doc1/11…
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Replying to @sindap
I would describe Bryson as an insecure creditor as well.
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LIV ch 11 petition hits the docket. Here are the top 10 unsecured creditors starting with Jon Rahm and Bryson DeChambeau: ecf.njb.uscourts.gov/doc1/11…
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R/GA
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The coldest winter I ever knew was summer in a New York office
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Head of Jefferies’ lev fin desk reportedly injured after driving into a tunnel painted on a wall by a coyote.
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The year is 2035. You work at KLSPQP (Kirkland Latham Skadden Paul Quinn & Proskauer). You billed 300 hours this month and are on track to hit the 3000 year billable target that Blackstone set for your firm this year. After 25 years at the firm you are finally being promoted to senior executive managing partner (non-equity, there are no more equity partners left, there are also 500 SEMPs at the firm). You take 15 minutes to walk down to buy a $105 chipotle slop bowl (Blackstone decided to distribute a mid year bonus so you can afford to splurge a little on double protein and guacamole) to eat in front of your desk. Life’s good.
FT Exclusive: Paul Weiss, Quinn Emanuel and Proskauer have had conversations about taking outside capital without triggering rules that bar ownership by non-lawyers. How could this reshape their industry? ft.trib.al/kVsRdHB
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Emailing back and forth with someone in a chain with 40 other people in it
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Miami is that bad, huh
Ken Griffin to stick with Park Ave. skyscraper plans despite Mamdani's personal attack, anti-business policies trib.al/PlUoGdN
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How your email finds me
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England also blew their lead in the Industrial Revolution
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YOU SECURITIZED A CHEESE WHEEL YOU SICK FUCK
Somehow I missed this An Italian dairy just raised EUR10mm by securitizing wheels of aging cheese through an SPV Private credit is reportedly circling the structure next ABF keeps finding new assets... this one ages in a warehouse and occasionally gets eaten lol
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Argentina has gone 17-0 against Switzerland in debt restructuring talks, now let’s see how they perform in soccer for a change
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The @rafredarrows' Salute to America on 4th July in New York City. The British (Royal Air Force) display team drew the U.S. flag across the sky for the grand finale of the International Aerial Review. Passing over the U.S. Coast Guard Cutter Eagle, FDNY Marine 1 (fireboat) and multiple tallships and warships from all over the wor, as they flew up the Hudson River. Full video to come to come on YouTube: youtube.com/@cobraemergency
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nyc is the only place in the world with a sky
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Wow there really is nothing left to do in distressed credit
Replying to @ClayTravis
An additional name who was super instrumental and involved in the US efforts per sources — Scott Goodwin of Diameter Capital.
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