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I just want to remind everyone whoβs losing his shit about the Russell Brand conviction that eight of the jurors were male. Men almost never vote to convict a rapist unless the victim was visibly injured, so the fact that a majority-male jury found Brand guilty should not be overlooked.
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This is wild π₯
πΊπΈObama: "Trump is so stupid that he spent $100 billion on war just to stop a nuke that didnβt exist and to open a Strait that wasnβt closed.
In my terms he is the biggest loser." π₯
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The reason the world is upset with Israel is because of the 700,000+ innocent Palestinians theyβve murdered.
Itβs not because theyβre Jewish. Hope that helps.
Ffs whenβs the 25thA
Senile old shitwit gets his Dana Whites mixed up. Where the fuck is the press?
Are we all supposed to pretend this is normal?
open.substack.com/pub/jefftiβ¦
f u muskateers π¨π¦π³οΈβπππ»π retweeted
Thereβs actually something pretty poetic about Harrison Butker losing his job the same week as a hundred of his best friends
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BREAKING: Steve Wozniak, The co-founder of Apple Just accused Elon Musk of stealing money, lying about Teslaβs capabilities, and conning the public.
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The founder of Buc-eeβs said he would only put his gas station / restaurants in Red states.
Looks like Buc-eeβs will be closing a shit ass load of stores.
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Call Mississippi, you fucking losers..
You lost.
Get over it.
And run a better candidate next time.
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Imagine getting fired after 96 hours and making that your entire bio.
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Every billionaire's "started in a garage" story conveniently skips the parental loans, elite connections, and safety nets. Bezos got $300k from his parents. Gates' mom sat on IBM's board. Musk's family owned an emerald mine. The garage is just aesthetics; the capital was inherited. Stop calling it self-made when it's generationally funded.
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Omfg I just saw someone say that the only thing that didnβt turn blue in this election was the reflecting pool, and now I canβt stop laughing. ππππ
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Replying to @TamIWas
And it happened on the anniversary of the Four Seasons landscaping incident. That was pretty funny as well.
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Replying to @Jacksonsrule
No one in the comments understands the fucking point. There is an absolutely TREMENDOUS different between 700k and a billion. A billion is A THOUSAND MILLION. 1 billion = more than a thousand surgeons, in this example. Thats the problem. The gap is egregious.
This week has charged my batteries. #winning
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Women didn't fight to work. Women have ALWAYS worked. They fought to get paid
Could someone do a wellness check on Hollywoodβs MAGA retirement village? James Woods, Kevin Sorbo, Rob Schneider. After those midterms, it must be devastating to discover your political influence is in the same condition as your acting career. (Rapaport too)

























