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Chesterfield, England
Joined March 2012
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This government is a horror show for the ages. We are run by people who absolutely despise Britain and its history.
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Cool cool cool
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Happy Halloween 💀🪦👻🎃
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Christian Battye retweeted
This goes beyond ineptitude and into banana republic nonsense. You cannot simply appoint your mates and ideological fellow travellers to critical national security positions and treat vetting as a “nice to have”. Labour learned nothing from Mandelson.
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Christian Battye retweeted
Fucking Blue Peter government. Embarrassment heaped upon embarrassment. We’re a laughing stock.
Britain on the world stage, acting in our national interest.
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Tictok Politics, cultural decay.
🚨 WATCH: Ed Miliband and John Healey try Thai snacks while riding a Tuk Tuk around Bangkok
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Christian Battye retweeted
Today, I'm announcing that I'm standing for the leadership of the SDP. I've said for years that we need people from outside politics to step up, because the political class that put us down here is not going to lift us back up. If I'm perfectly honest, I always meant "people other than me". But William Clouston was the first politician who inspired me to join a party. And he's now inspired me to wade into the fray myself. What he built is unique: a party that puts reality, honesty and the national interest front and centre. My job as leader would be to turn his substance into scale, and reach the millions of Brits who aren't served in the slightest by the current slew of parties. Watch the video to see my ambition for the party - and our country.
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Christian Battye retweeted
An “incident” is when you legitimise Iran’s murderous regime by shaking the hand of their foreign minister. A “terrorist attack” is when someone tries to down an airliner. The British Foreign Secretary really ought to know this.
Deeply concerned about the incident that occurred on the Flydubai flight to Israel and very relieved that the plane landed safely thanks to the actions of those on board. All of my thoughts are with those injured in the attack and all those on the plane, as well as their families.
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This story has broken me. It has unleashed a rage so strong I can barely express it, but allow me to try. Above all, I am angry with the decades-long malevolent incompetence of the British state: politicians of all parties, the judiciary, the civil service. Their collective uselessness has shattered the social contract and made us all poorer and less safe. In just 25 years, they have led us from an affluent, high-trust society to a broken, low-trust one. I am sickened by the growth in sectarian politics. I am appalled by the foreign ghettos in our cities and imported, bent voting practices and resultant corruption in some of our councils. I hate seeing the clothing of female oppression on our streets. I am sickened by the fact our Jewish community lives under siege. I no longer wish to pay tax to support those who have come here illegally and should be removed immediately. It is to our shame that we have accepted mass immigration without insisting on integration. I am tired of being told that a British passport makes a foreigner as British as me. I assure you that the “British citizen” in this story is not. I am saddened that for so many people, the concept of “British” is essentially meaningless. I am sick of the obsession with a minor war 2,500 miles away that barely affects us. I despise that £88m of our tax money is going to Hamas (because it will), when the tax burden is a record high, everything is expensive, welfare spending is out of control and we can’t even pay for our own defences when the global risk of conflict is the highest it has been since the end of the Cold War. And in spite of how much of our money the government steals from our pockets, nothing, at all, in this country works. Healthcare, transport, education - all broken. It is a stain on our national politics that we have five Gaza MPs. It is our national shame that our government is intent on sucking up to the Palestinian entity which contains some of the worst monsters on the face of planet. It is a disgrace that our Foreign Secretary shook the hand of the representative of the Iranian regime that has slaughtered tens of thousands of its own people, and that he doesn’t seem to understand why that photograph will damn him forever. It is embarrassing that we had a Foreign Office minister dancing with and hugging the representative of the Palestinian Authority. The lack of serious statesmanship is mind-boggling and indicative of how far we have fallen. They say the past is a foreign country, but my goodness, do I miss the country I grew up in. I feel so sorry for the generation that grew up after 2000 and will never know how good it was. It’s not coming back. I have no time for the demagogues and grifters who exploit this anger. I know other people feel the same as I do, and my goodness, do I understand why people are angry. For decades, those we have elected to govern in our interests have instead run our country into the ground. And to cap it all, now we are led by fatuous, asinine, deeply unserious airheads who think serious governance is a TikTok video about pork scratchings, as the last vestiges of a coherent society die under the weight of their malignant frivolity. The worst part of it is that there is absolutely nothing any of us can do about it. I just want to live in a happy, stable, prosperous country like we used to be, instead of one that is run by a state apparatus that does nothing but beat us down, obsess over irrelevances, take our money, and leave us poorer and less safe.
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Christian Battye retweeted
Replying to @SkyNews
I will translate "we lost Islamist votes and want them back - so we are willing to sell out the UK, democratic values, the west and of course the Jews - in order to get them to vote for us next election" teapawt.net/SkyNews/status/2104513…
Foreign Secretary Ed Miliband: 'I want to say to the millions of people in this country and indeed elsewhere, who have been moved and outraged by the plight of the Palestinian people. We hear you. You were right' trib.al/uh5mVzw 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602
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This is not ok. Despicable behaviour. So odd as they were so very happy to play the Afghan men’s cricket team! Without a whisper. Only men’s of course, as the women can’t leave their homes.
Ireland captain Dara O Shea refuses to shake Manor Solomon’s hand well done Dara #irelandisrael
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Enzo Fernandez to the Salford fans after scoring in 3rd round of the Johnstone’s Paint trophy
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Oasis touring and city in league 2. The 90's are back. 😎
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“I’ll correct myself - I always win things in my second game.”
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Christian Battye retweeted
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
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Christian Battye retweeted
This Labour government is a fucking joke. You cannot hate them enough.
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I’m struggling with the concept of someone who goes big on the moral importance of recognising the death & devastation in Gaza, & then 2 weeks later sits down with the Foreign Minister of a regime which this year murdered tens of thousands of people over the course of 72 hours.
Meeting and discussion between Seyed Abbas Araghchi, Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Islamic Republic of Iran, and David Milliband, Minister of Foreign Affairs of the United Kingdom, on the sidelines of the 81st session of the United Nations General Assembly.
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🇺🇳 António Guterres: “The scale of killing in Gaza is unlike anything I've witnessed in my years as Secretary-General.” FACT-CHECK: ❌ Under Guterres's watch since 2017: 🇸🇾 Syria: 120,000+ killed 🇸🇩 Sudan: 150,000+ killed 🇪🇹 Ethiopia: 162,000+ killed 🇾🇪 Yemen: 200,000+ killed
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