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Freezers should absolutely not be connected to the internet.
I can't understand how anyone thought it was a good idea.
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Corporare truth : I don’t care about feeling seen at work. I don’t want to be involved in team-building activities or forced workplace bonding. I just want to do my job, get my paycheck, go home, and read books that make me feel human again...
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Unpopular opinion: Walking is the most underrated form of exercise. It’s free, it clears your head, and it works.
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There's always money for THEIR wars.
But they won't let you have a Class War.
That's the only bad type of war.
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The NFL right now is such a bad product and it’s being carried literally by the fact that people are obsessed with football. There’s no legit dominant teams, QB play is as rough as it’s ever been, refs throw 1000 flags a game, and hard to argue against games being rigged
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Saturday mornings are proof that you don’t need a big plan to have a good day. Coffee, no alarm, and nowhere you have to be.
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I think millennials are having a factory reset.
Nobody wants their career. Nobody wants corporate culture. Nobody wants another fucking productivity app.
We just want a little house, some hobbies, financial security and to be left the fuck alone.
Apparently that’s radical now.
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By getting rid of paper files and replacing them with digital ones, they can erase history
One day you'll get, 'page not found'
The next day they'll deny it ever happened



















