Cassidy

will Nora Beavers please report to the principal's office?

Ok, it’s officially happened- I am sick of summer.

Thank god it’s #hotgirlsummer because I cannot stop sweating

I got a three pack of nut pods coffee creamer in summer flavors, so here I am drinking cotton candy flavored coffee

Evie also loves the vacuum.

being 31 is having your personality defined by your love of your vacuum

I feel like this week has been a lightning round of struggles.

owning a home means that once a quarter I have an emotional breakdown that leaves everyone around me worried and scared

my toxic trait is cropping every tee shirt and tank top I own too short and still wearing them

just thinking about how many showers I could have taken in the time since my husband said he was going to “rinse off really quick”

Everyone has so much fun with their zodiac signs... “It’s Taurus season!” “I’m such a Scorpio” I’m a Cancer and if I said “it’s Cancer season” I would be met with looks of confusion and disgust. But I guess summer is cancer season if you don’t wear spf 🤷🏼‍♀️

Did @TrueCrimeBS re-release an episode to help prime people for tomorrow’s episode? Yes. Did I just relisten to that episode last week? Yes. Am I going to listen again? Also yes.

anjou pears are the devils fruit. do these things ever ripen?

the only thing depop repeatedly suggests to me are jeans with a scene from call me by your name painted on the back pocket. why does that exist? I’ve never seen the movie. what’s going on?

Not me relistening to entirety of @truecrimebs for the third time...

Support women, all women. Happy Intersectional International Women’s Day 😘