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Sooo...how does one tell the difference between a fully vaccinated person and a not vaccinated person?
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Put the cops on curfew. I'm not the one out here killing people over air fresheners. – at Minneapolis, MN
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I want to show the guy who invented the asterisk that people are using it to be like “my r*ommate”
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Y'all, people know that Joe Biden isn't some magical savior. We know there's still work to be done. Accountability, all of that.
But today, people get to be happy *just* because trump is gone.
This has been ROUGH. Seeing him leave is reason to celebrate.
Let folks have that.
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Elon Musk is now worth $208 billion.
You want to know how he did it? He skipped 34.67 billion lattes. It's that easy.
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A lot of people who believe that a private business can refuse to bake a cake for the gays are very mad about a private business terminating service with a guy whose uses of their services led to a coup d’etat.
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Just remembered when taking a knee was the most offensive, inexcusable form of protest in history
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If your Senators vote against the $2,000 stimulus check, return the favor by voting them out of office
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The word 'doctor' comes from the Latin word for "teacher." merriam-webster.com/words-at…
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BREAKING: Joe Biden is the only candidate in history to win the same election 56 times (and counting) in five weeks.
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“Ever since I was 13, I was excited about turning 31 since it’s my lucky number backwards”
Taylor Swift or the Son of Sam



















