Just thoughts, opinions & random observations. #GodNeverDisappoints
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The day we had our son Oluwatise,it was just myself and my wife at the hospital. I was still drinking alcohol during that period so I had a bottle of Alomo with me to help calm my nerves not knowing it won’t calm anything.😁
Long story short it was a CS section and nothing had prepared us for such an encounter, I witnessed the whole episode,no man is strong. I felt some type of way from within me that nearly broke me apart and when I heard the first cry of my little man I couldn’t hold my tears back.
Women are really the strongest of humans,to every beautiful women who are supportive of their husbands. This is a special shoutouts to y’all.
codedlife retweeted
Ezemuo you need to update your vocabulary on X
OS = Olosho
White snow ball - Fufu
Cheese soup - Egusi.
Micheal faraday - Charging vendor
Umbrella Academy= Jehovah Witness
Tony Stark HQ= iron condemn
Ancestor Buffet= Sacrifice
Fortune Site= Sporty, Bet9ja
Floating Berries = Groundnut
Dorathki Rider =Bike Man
Crusted Smoked Protein = Suya
Dr. Strange = Bablawo
Hair Surgeon - Barber
School portal - Porn site.
Night king - Tinubu
Vin Diesel - Uber/Bolt
Vibranium - Metal scrap
Hybrid Zobo - Skoochies
Pharmaceutical socks - Condom
Casterly Rock - Lekki
Underground juice - Fuel
Online Church program - Chudai
Glucose Guardian - Sugar Daddy
Underground juice - Petrol
codedlife retweeted
Habits to Avoid
Diabetes - Eating late at night.
Hypertension - Too much salt & sugar.
Migraine - Skipping meals.
Heart Disease - Physical inactivity & junk food.
Gastritis - Eating too fast & spicy foods.
Acid Reflux - Lying down after meals.
Anemia - Drinking tea with meals.
Asthma - Being in dusty environments.
Liver Issues - Eating processed foods.
Vitamin D Deficiency - Staying indoors.
Insomnia - Using screens late at night.
codedlife retweeted
I just spent the last few hours fighting for our lives and pushing out the cutest little human
A precious gift,a beautiful blessing and a new reason to smile more everyday😊😍🥰💃🏿
Our little miracle is here🩵💙
codedlife retweeted
Coming up. One should not finish before you start another. Continue production i stan
codedlife retweeted
This is why I am ensuring I give my children a working country’s passport. A passport that gives them LEVERAGE and REAL access to the world 🌎.
🚶🏾♂️🚶🏾♂️🚶🏾♂️🚶🏾♂️🚶🏾♂️
codedlife retweeted
Over 1 hour now, no obidient has come out to explain kwankwaso’s fuel subsidy proposal.
If I had tried to explain what he said in the video, dem for rush dey abuse me. Say I dey explain rubbish.
I honestly want to understand 🤲🏾
Obi: I believe in state police.
Kwankwaso: I don’t believe in state police.
Obi: I will not bring back subsidy
Kwankwaso: I will bring back subsidy.
4 months to election, presidential candidate and his Vice haven’t yet agreed on 2 very important policy decisions.
Meanwhile can you kindly explain NDC method of petrol subsidy as described by kwankwaso?
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May Allah make the coming week easier than the last.
May something you’ve been worrying about become lighter.
May a door open where you least expect it.
And may you have enough peace to enjoy the blessings you already have.
Ameen.