any time kyle cooke opens his mouth on #summerhouse he gets another medal
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 19 Dec 2010 (via @twi_age).
I went to @JimmyJohns in the Metaverse and created the Sandwich of the Future. You should too! themetasandwich.com #metasandwich #Ad
Overheard at Trader Joe’s: “I would consider it a fail on your part that after a 30ish year long marriage I don’t know what a chive looks like.” A man to his wife, obviously.
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 19 Dec 2010 (via @twi_age).
The way Wikipedia begs for my donation is kinda desperate like sis get your own bag I’m busy working on me (researching the downfall of Tila Tequila)



















