David A. Jonas

Has never lived in a world where Badger Women’s Hockey aren’t National Champs. #WhatALife #WomensSports

Anyone know if this is a good thing or a bad thing? @d_a_jonas

Too early to call it?

Joey Chestnut's eating records: 🍴 76 hot dogs & buns / 10 minutes 🍴 182 large chicken wings / 30 minutes 🍴 121 Twinkies / 6 minutes 🍴 257 Donettes / 6 minutes 🍴 390 shrimp wontons / 8 minutes 🍴 165 pierogi / 8 minutes 🍴 45 pulled pork sandwiches / 10 minutes 🍴 53 soft beef tacos / 10 minutes 🍴 30 fish tacos / 5 minutes 🍴 126 3" tacos / 8 minutes 🍴 54 cow-brain tacos / 8 minutes 🍴 82 small carnitas tacos / 8 minutes 🍴 103 slider burgers / 8 minutes 🍴 52 small cheeseburgers / 10 minutes 🍴 23 meat pies / 10 minutes 🍴 141 hard boiled eggs / 8 Minutes 🍴 12 lbs fried asparagus / 10 minutes 🍴 13.76 lbs pork rib meat / 12 minutes 🍴 20 corned beef sandwiches / 10 minutes 🍴 4.375 3-lb apple pies / 8 minutes 🍴 23 6" cheesesteaks / 10 minutes 🍴 5.9 lbs funnel cake / 10 minutes 🍴 81 mutton sandwiches / 10 minutes 🍴 118 jalapeno poppers / 10 minutes 🍴 36 pepperoni rolls / 10 minutes 🍴 9 lbs 6 oz smoked pulled pork / 10 minutes 🍴 6 lbs 5 oz horseshoe sandwiches / 12 minutes 🍴 62 pulled pork sliders / 10 minutes 🍴 7lbs shrimp / 8 minutes 🍴 28.5 canteen sandwiches / 10 minutes 🍴 30 gyros / 10 minutes 🍴 61.5 pork roll sandwiches / 10 minutes 🍴 14.5 lbs burritos / 10 minutes 🍴 14.5 lbs pie / 8 minutes 🍴 102 tamales / 12 minutes 🍴 384 gyoza dumplings / 10 minutes 🍴 25 pastrami half-sandwiches / 10 minutes 🍴 15 large bowls gumbo / 8 minutes 🍴 25.5 ice cream sandwiches / 6 minutes 🍴 47 grilled cheese sandwiches / 10 minutes 🍴 28 lbs poutine / 10 minutes 🍴 21 lbs shrimp cocktail / 8 minutes 🍴 13 lbs salt potatoes / 10 minutes 🍴 9.35 lbs whole turkey / 10 minutes 🍴 7.5 pizza hut calzones / 10 minutes 🍴 56 sausage & cheese kolaches / 8 minutes 🍴 185 croquetas / 8 minutes 🍴 43 pepperoni rolls / 10 minutes 🍴 6.5 2-foot pizza slices / 10 minutes 🍴  27 beef brisket bbq sandwiches / 10 minutes 🍴 81 waffles / 8 minutes 🍴 10 cups ramen / under 2 minutes 🍴 17.5 lbs cherry pie / 8 minutes 🍴 15.75 lbs bologna / 8 minutes 🍴 46 cheesesteak egg rolls / 8 minutes Source: Major League Eating

@ryan_jonas1 The Legend

I can’t speak to the Brewers/Bucks, but saying the Packers have no future is quite a take.

Refs will never let that happen

Only having 3 seconds of hope for this game may be for the best

God is a Packers fan. Idk what else to say.

Punt on first down

Just A Bit Outside: The Story of the 1982 Milwaukee Brewers