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DangoRey

@dango_rey

Lobbying Disney for a Star Wars musical.

Joined January 2012
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Chickens are proof that God loves us by creating a tasty bird that can barely fly.
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amir@blumenfeld30 Sep 2023
There are no funny professional poker players. It’s two completely seperate skill sets that can never overlap.
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I think the only real difference between me and my parents is that I’m aware I’m mentally ill
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Cannonball Run has not aged well and I’m still laughing my ass off.
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Do Purge laws apply if the government shuts down?
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100 years of Star Wars (with Midjourney and Pika Labs) [📹 douggypledger]
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Every time I see someone back into a parking space it seems like a bigger pain in the ass than just backing out of one like a regular fucking person.
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My timeline is just endless PragerU & Blue Chew ads.
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If every person in the world held hands and stretched around the equator, many of them would drown
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Wait, is the return of the Jedi referring to the return of Luke or Anakin?
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What opinion about smoking crack at work will have you like this?
Image from Skyler Higley (@skyler_higley)
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Honestly, never thought Dracula could swim.
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Spider-Man by Moebius
Image from Cool Comic Art (@CoolComicArt)
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When attacked by clowns always go for the juggler very important
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So Oppenheimer is just Rogue One set on Earth in 1945?
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Damn chess Twitter is cutthroat
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Couldn’t follow the plot of Oppenheimer cuz I spent the whole time pondering if Cillian Murphy is weird or good looking.
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[gently waking my mom] I cut my hair like He-Man's
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When I die put two Oreo Double-Stuft cookies on my eyes so hell knows a true warrior is coming
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I keep telling everyone the clip-on sunglasses I brought back from Spain are European designed.
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Does the Strike alter the continuous streaming of Farscape?
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