Jokes on the web. I RT a lot of funny things. Big hit with moms.
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Lunch! Let's see what mom packed. Hope it's not just a note that says I'm a punk ass buster. Ok it is that note again tomorrow is a new day.
Hearing news that teams are looking for good players, but will continue digging here
Multiple teams would be open to a potential trade for Colts RB Jonathan Taylor, a source told ESPN’s @HolderStephen, but it remains unclear whether the Colts are ready to unload players before the trade deadline.
espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/5025…
Boss gave me so much freedom on my first day at Nike. These went right to assembly! Her only two questions during my interview were “have you seen a human foot?” and “have you seen a shoe before” And after a normal amount of time, I said yes to both.
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This one’s for Da Coach. 🐻⬇️
In honor of Mike Ditka, 3️⃣ winners will each receive a Mike Ditka jersey.
To enter: LIKE + RT ✅
Rest easy, Coach. Forever a Chicago legend. 🕊️
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wendy's cashier: will that be all?
me: i think so. we just close our eyes for the last time and we're gone. but it doesn't have to be sad. it's like before you were born. we don't miss those who haven't happened yet. we don't feel their absence
wendy's cashier: mothers do. i do
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🚨 Victory Monday giveaway 🚨
Repost for the chance to win a @kylemonangai signed helmet
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ME: I will have 4 blueberry muffins for dinner please
DUNKIN DONUTS CASHIER: Please do not tell us that you're having them for dinner
