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This one’s for Da Coach. 🐻⬇️
In honor of Mike Ditka, 3️⃣ winners will each receive a Mike Ditka jersey.
To enter: LIKE + RT ✅
Rest easy, Coach. Forever a Chicago legend. 🕊️
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wendy's cashier: will that be all?
me: i think so. we just close our eyes for the last time and we're gone. but it doesn't have to be sad. it's like before you were born. we don't miss those who haven't happened yet. we don't feel their absence
wendy's cashier: mothers do. i do
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🚨 Victory Monday giveaway 🚨
Repost for the chance to win a @kylemonangai signed helmet
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ME: I will have 4 blueberry muffins for dinner please
DUNKIN DONUTS CASHIER: Please do not tell us that you're having them for dinner
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Homeless guy: Caleb Pitts you will die on August 5th 2023 when a stray bullet flies through your bedroom window and into your neck.
Me [headphones in]: sorry brotha nothin on me
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Munetaka Murakami continues to provide the best interviews
"I'm drunk. I'm drunk. Yesterday, maybe hungover. No, not yesterday, tomorrow. Sorry, I don't speak English."
