@dcwind3

Anti-Belgian propagandist. Author of Lower Forms of Life and Other Unconfirmed Reports.

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Joined October 2009
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nice try not falling for it
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Memento (2000)
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Also, my plea for more diversity onstage does NOT include Belgians. They burned down my grandmother’s summer cabin in 1983 and can’t be trusted. Thank you.
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I wish the Delta Variant was what it sounds like (a 1973 political thriller starring Gene Hackman and Candice Bergen about a cloned politician) and not a vague reason to have a panic attack in two months.
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stu@rinbcage13 Dec 2020
Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"
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i don’t want me to see a story about a young willy wonka. i want to see a very old wonka who let himself go after giving up the factory, and has to get his shit together to kill one last kid
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A dog spy with a fake molar full of chocolate.
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FRANCIS GALTON: just invented a new science idea. it's about fixing the world by eliminating people who are genetic failures. the real ugly pieces of shit. the worthless idiot shitheads who make me throw up when i see them. i call it "eugenics" HIS BROTHER EUGENE: this sucks man
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Hey baby I hear the blues a-callin'
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Daniel Lin@danwlin29 Dec 2017
In the East, it is currently NIGHTTIME. Too bad scientists spent so much time believing the HELIOCENTRIC MODEL OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM instead of preventing Ra, the falcon-headed sun god, from returning the Sun to the underworld! xitter.cf/realDonaldTrump/status…
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump29 Dec 2017
In the East, it could be the COLDEST New Year’s Eve on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming that our Country, but not other countries, was going to pay TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to protect against. Bundle up!
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The naked condescension of the question “But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?” makes my blood boil.
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The Onion
@TheOnion8 Aug 2017
Man Who Jumped Motorcycle Onto Hijacked Bullet Train Never Thought He’d See Stories Like His Being Told By Hollywood trib.al/HkOjORl
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The Onion
@TheOnion2 Aug 2017
Ominous Darkness Descending On Webpage Portends Grim Age Of Autoplaying Ad To Come trib.al/BGQqeV2
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If I had to describe modern life in one screenshot it would be this
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griffin@GRlFFERS29 Jan 2016
I love this bible verse, it always helps me in times of need
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Ali Arikan@aliarikan5 May 2017
My favourite album.
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IF ANYONE FROM THE IN MEMORIUM IS STILL ALIVE PLEASE LET US KNOW
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The Onion
@TheOnion8 Feb 2017
Red Cross Unveils New ‘Just Let Me Choke’ Sign
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Ben Wexler@mrbenwexler7 Feb 2017
republicans are the true snowflakes (they're all white, they're cold, and if you put enough of em together they'll shut down public schools)
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I would be AMAZING the first week and then I'd probably nuke Belgium. xitter.cf/joss/status/7997881992…
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