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Replying to @jessesingal
you don’t have to buy it, you can steal it.
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Replying to @CustomTsumi
every meal in japan is always a hard choice for me -- everything is delicious and i can eat only so much. but i specifically ate a small subway sandwich once, out of morbid curiosity. i still regret not getting something else, even today.
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Replying to @CustomTsumi
most food in japan is affordable in comparison to what we have in the us, and while taste is a subjective matter, subway is hardly a healthy choice. that awful smell in the stores comes from their bread which is 10% sugar by weight and who knows what else.
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Replying to @JAldrichPL
you are almost always provided with all the delicious air you can chew.
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deadprogrammer retweeted
Now kiss
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deadprogrammer retweeted
Come on. The French have literally weaponized mini salami snack packs. The machine gun even comes with a crew of beret-wearing Frenchmen.
The European mind cannot comprehend the NFL t shirt gun, live from Stade de France.
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Replying to @CustomTsumi
that’s not a great mystery, kfc is more delicious in japan. but could you explain to me why japanese people eat at subway? it’s as horrible as ours.
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deadprogrammer retweeted
Barack Obama was horrible in a million different ways, but he doesn’t get anywhere near the hate he deserves for destroying the used car market for an entire generation. 15-year-old cars with 150,000 miles that should be selling for $3,000 are going for $15,000. It’s abominable. Pure destruction and thievery.
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all of this bullshit is happening because the web is not semantic enough and not neutral enough
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Replying to @Pinboard
even the dumbest humans manage to make crazy financial decisions while having no money and we are dealing with si. it will find a way.
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Replying to @Pinboard
same reason as why billionaires exist
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Replying to @RogerSeheult
i thought it would be about "fish" antibiotics, the true people's medicine
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deadprogrammer retweeted
Na for 2025 dem send Chukwuemeka Victor Amachukwu to US from France wia dem gbab am. Im and im group bin wan obtain $8.4 million but na $2.5 million enta bifor dem detect dem. Full tori: bbc.com/pidgin/articles/ckp8…
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deadprogrammer retweeted
The Simpsons spoke of this
You see, the greatest French writer in history, Victor Hugo wrote an entire novel about how looting to feed yourself and your family is not a crime or personal failing, but a fundamental flaw of a corrupt system that gives you no other choice
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deadprogrammer retweeted
Cream of shrimp soup 2-packs going for $35 on eBay If you spot these at an old grocery store, people want them
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i took a look at non-fascist social networks, and to my surprise french riots are getting as much attention as the civil war in sudan
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🇫🇷 | La estatua de Paul Bocuse, uno de los chefs más celebrados de Francia, fue demolida durante protestas en Lyon del sábado. Bocuse inspiró al personaje del chef Gusteau en la película animada de Pixar 'Ratatouille'.
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deadprogrammer retweeted
WAIT. France was hiding their educational resources in the Louis Vuitton store this entire time!
French rioters loot Louis Vuitton store located just 2 KM away from the Élysée.
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deadprogrammer retweeted
Goodbye to the iconic flying piss dungeon. Retired this morning, after landing in Frankfurt. 🙏
I’m flying the iconic @lufthansa A340-600 this week, in economy 😱 The toilets are downstairs! Such a rare beast.
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