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Seattle sports, tech, geek culture, and politics commentator. Named Top 30 Under 30 I.Q. by InQuest Gamer Magazine. R-word pass holder. Not monetized FTL.

The Technological Singularity
Joined September 2024
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Never forget what was done in the name of “progress”
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WA has become a national laughingstock.
Oooh, late arriving mail ballots in Washington State. I wonder which party they will favor.
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According to new documents, the Washington Capitol Correspondents Association, led by Jerry Cornfield & Shauna Sowersby, decided that Brandi Kruse, Jonathan Choe & I wouldn’t get press passes before we even applied Shauna was literally part of the plot to deny us press access
Ohh Brandi, please double down on your accusation that I “plotted” with the government to deny you a press pass. You all are wrong and you know it.
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Excellent. Minnesota gets to pay for their own Somali ballot harvesting.
The federal government has notified us they will not be reimbursing more than $112 million in Medicaid funds for provider claims Minnesota already paid. 🧵
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"It's plant based."
JUST IN: Gen Z reportedly increasingly turning to cigarettes as a "plant-based alternative" to vapes.
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And...scene.
The Bulwark's Sarah Longwell at Democrat conference: "You may know us, we're the Never Trumpers. At least we were ten years ago. Now we're just kind of libs just like the rest of you." Yes, we know.
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"Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/Catholicism" The mods claimed it had already been posted, but they deleted every other thread about it too.
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Holy heck! This Karen OPENED THE DOOR of the DHS vehicle and attempted to help one of the detainees escape. The agent had to pull his firearm on her. Looks to me like she committed a felony attempting to help that detainee escape. @TheJusticeDept @DHSgov
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Are we ever going to see the full Epstein files? @maddow and I discussed on #HighStakes with @karaswisher.
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Replying to @TheTexasBoomer
The cringe level here is unfathomable
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ringing endorsement
JUST IN: Lobbyists complain that new White House Chief of Staff Stephen Miller is “impossible to lobby.” — Politico
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You're laughing? While the planet is dying and there's a genocide, and you're laughing?
Greta Thunberg laughs hysterically when told Fridays for Future, climate change group she founded, still protesting: 'They still do that?' trib.al/NzkW0gv
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It’s because it’s destabilizing to your children’s lives. We have every study in the world to show this is true. Divorce is an extremely traumatic event for kids. You should have a good reason to put your children through that.
Replying to @memeticsisyphus
I don't think you understand that we know that these are ex post facto rationalizations? Like, it's unambiguously clear that you people dislike divorce because you think women are a form of chattel, and letting them walk out of a marriage is an affront to nature, kids or no kids
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The @seattletimes politics reporter wants me to post a list of my donors. I can’t. Because I can’t post something that doesn’t exist. I have no donors. The state of Washington knows this, because I was forced to provide my tax returns and financial information as part of our lawsuit to get our press passes back. Crazy, I know. Totally dystopian. We are funded by awesome, dedicated subscribers and advertisers. Much like most of the media these days. The Times on the other hand accepts outside money to fund specific reporting topics like climate change. We don’t do that. But they know if they keep demanding that I reveal something that doesn’t exist, it will make people think it must. And these are so-called “journalists.” It’s almost as if they just hate conservatives and hate to see any of us find success on our own merit and talent. I launched unDivided 5 years ago, quitting a great paying job to do it. It was a lot of work! @Shauna_Sowersby calls it a “grift” because my political beliefs don’t align with what she deems acceptable. I call it a huge risk that turned into a great success! I’m grateful that so many awesome Washingtonians support our team and our work. I’m incredibly proud of unDivided!
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Remember when I said we'd be watching, Nick? Well, we watched. AG Nick Brown just handed the I-638 defense to an outside law firm, Bryan Cave Leighton Paisner. That same firm's website brags that it represents WPATH, the transgender health group, in its fights against red-state attorneys general. The state already has a contract with this firm worth up to $2.5 million. The price for defending I-638? Not released. The AG's office is full of lawyers we already pay. Now we pay for outside ones too. 56% of voters said protect girls' sports. Do you trust this defense, Warriors?
The Attorney General’s Office has signed a contract with the law firm Bryan Cave Leighton Paisner to lead the state’s legal defense of voter-approved Initiative 638. Attorney General Nick Brown released a statement on the decision: “One of the most important duties of the Attorney General's Office is to ensure that laws passed by the Legislature or by the voters through initiative are vigorously defended. I am deeply committed to that principle and my professional and ethical responsibilities as Washington's chief legal officer. My personal views do not dictate what laws get defended or the strength of that defense.” Read the full statement here: atg.wa.gov/news/news-release…
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Abolishing the electoral college would mean not knowing who won the presidency for 4 weeks while California keeps counting. No thanks.
🆘 Here they come America: Pete Buttigieg claims that the Electoral College “makes no sense” and should be abolished because it is a remnant of “some very arcane, parochial politics in the 1770s.”
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"Sorry, the bones of Santa being stolen, crushed, and burned isn't news."
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It’s wild that we broke this over five years ago and it’s going viral now.
BREAKING: CNN director admits they only focus on the race of criminals when they are white, covers up when black assailants attack Asians
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EXCLUSIVE: Department of Education launches Title IX probe into Camas School District in Washington state over boys in girls’ sports, alleged harassment The department’s Office for Civil Rights will determine whether the District is in violation of Title IX of the Education Amendments of 1972 and also examine whether district officials failed to respond appropriately after receiving complaints about the alleged harassment. In October 2026, concerned parents and members of the Camas High School girls’ cross-country team alleged that a male student was allowed to compete alongside female athletes. The male athlete also allegedly entered a hotel room shared by three female athletes and took an ice bath in their bathroom and sexually harassed female athletes while traveling for an invitational meet–actions that, according to the Dept. of Education, "raised grave concerns about the female athletes’ privacy and personal safety." Parents also reported that the District failed to respond appropriately to their concerns about the alleged sexual harassment. They further allege that the school’s independent investigator asked the girls if they were “transphobic” and if they “hate trans people.” According to Clark County Today, the allegations stemmed from the team’s October 9–10 trip to Arlington for a meet at Lakewood High School. The outlet reported complaints involving both the hotel-room incident and conduct on the team’s charter bus. It also reported that the district obtained an outside investigation through its risk-management cooperative. The investigation follows Washington voters’ approval of I-638, the initiative prohibiting male students from competing in school athletic activities designated for girls. On Tuesday, the ACLU of Washington, Legal Voice, and Pacifica Law Group filed a lawsuit on behalf of the Washington Education Association, TransFamilies, and parents, seeking to overturn I-638 and block its enforcement. The initiative is scheduled to take effect December 3. “The voters in Washington stood up for women and girls in their state – and the Trump Administration stands with them as we continue to fight for safe and fair athletic opportunities across the country,” said Assistant Secretary for Civil Rights Kimberly Richey. “Washingtonians sent a message: they are done with men in women's sports and want to keep young women safe. Camas School District should follow suit.” The investigation follows weeks of controversy surrounding a male Camas runner who began the season competing against boys before switching to girls’ races. He finished 76th in a boys’ junior-varsity race, but after switching divisions, finished second among 195 runners in a girls’ JV race, then won a girls’ varsity race, finishing ahead of 45 female runners. Female athletes protested his participation. Nearly half of Camas’s girls’ team walked away from the starting line on October 13. Two Skyview runners had staged a protest earlier in September. On October 21, a Battle Ground sophomore walked off alone in protest at the district championship, ending her postseason. The boy finished second in that race, placing the Skyview runners at third and fourth instead of second and third.
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This is the path forward. If the initiative is overturned by bias court, the Feds can uphold it!
EXCLUSIVE: Department of Education launches Title IX probe into Camas School District in Washington state over boys in girls’ sports, alleged harassment The department’s Office for Civil Rights will determine whether the District is in violation of Title IX of the Education Amendments of 1972 and also examine whether district officials failed to respond appropriately after receiving complaints about the alleged harassment. In October 2026, concerned parents and members of the Camas High School girls’ cross-country team alleged that a male student was allowed to compete alongside female athletes. The male athlete also allegedly entered a hotel room shared by three female athletes and took an ice bath in their bathroom and sexually harassed female athletes while traveling for an invitational meet–actions that, according to the Dept. of Education, "raised grave concerns about the female athletes’ privacy and personal safety." Parents also reported that the District failed to respond appropriately to their concerns about the alleged sexual harassment. They further allege that the school’s independent investigator asked the girls if they were “transphobic” and if they “hate trans people.” According to Clark County Today, the allegations stemmed from the team’s October 9–10 trip to Arlington for a meet at Lakewood High School. The outlet reported complaints involving both the hotel-room incident and conduct on the team’s charter bus. It also reported that the district obtained an outside investigation through its risk-management cooperative. The investigation follows Washington voters’ approval of I-638, the initiative prohibiting male students from competing in school athletic activities designated for girls. On Tuesday, the ACLU of Washington, Legal Voice, and Pacifica Law Group filed a lawsuit on behalf of the Washington Education Association, TransFamilies, and parents, seeking to overturn I-638 and block its enforcement. The initiative is scheduled to take effect December 3. “The voters in Washington stood up for women and girls in their state – and the Trump Administration stands with them as we continue to fight for safe and fair athletic opportunities across the country,” said Assistant Secretary for Civil Rights Kimberly Richey. “Washingtonians sent a message: they are done with men in women's sports and want to keep young women safe. Camas School District should follow suit.” The investigation follows weeks of controversy surrounding a male Camas runner who began the season competing against boys before switching to girls’ races. He finished 76th in a boys’ junior-varsity race, but after switching divisions, finished second among 195 runners in a girls’ JV race, then won a girls’ varsity race, finishing ahead of 45 female runners. Female athletes protested his participation. Nearly half of Camas’s girls’ team walked away from the starting line on October 13. Two Skyview runners had staged a protest earlier in September. On October 21, a Battle Ground sophomore walked off alone in protest at the district championship, ending her postseason. The boy finished second in that race, placing the Skyview runners at third and fourth instead of second and third.
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Not only did Republicans lose a US Senate seat in Mississippi, but they lost it to a Soros-funded district attorney.
Victory has a thousand fathers, but one of the fathers of the win in Mississippi is George and Alex Soros.
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