Mentally, emotionally and physically unavailable until further notice.

Just heard on the news of a tragic tractor trailer car crash which killed a girl I went to high school with. So fucked up. Life is too short. Tomorrow is never promised.

As a society we have absolutely no need for Pat McAfee

Once you vote early they should turn off the political ads on your TV

Just got Hulu for a month, what Hulu originals do I need to watch while I can?

🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻

Lift heavy. Run fast. Sunday hard. (Side note we’re done with bacon)

This Elizabeth Holmes revival means white girls everywhere are about to be autistics for Halloween and I am so here for it

Just ran a red light because when I played “We Takin Over” the edited version came on and I had to find the explicit version I’m sorry it wasn’t my fault

Shoutout all the big boobs with big hearts behind them

Good for them and good for everyone

Cape Coral, Florida was the best (until a hurricane kinda ruined everything and I left)

Halloween costume parties one full week before Halloween, which already falls on a Saturday, giving you next Thursday-Saturday to dress up for Halloween parties… why?

Nothing like a milk and honey scented hand soap

Unpopular opinion: Cybersecurity is important and this was an opportunity to example how malicious, thorough and unsuspecting cyber criminals could be. Not doing this exercise would be negligent. Smart executive move by Dolan