@dfarella

happy to be here

 Long Island, NY
Instagram.com/dfarella
Joined March 2011
  • Tweets38K
  • Following367
  • Followers27.6K
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Dylan Farella retweeted
averyluna333
@lucky_chair16h
Lead us not in to penn station
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your other mom
@difficultpattyOct 24
Of course I’m fun, babe. I got us tickets to see that three hour long documentary on Saturday at 9am.
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uber drivers are addicted to being 6 minutes away
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julia
@juumelo_Oct 24
sometimes a big dawg (me) needs a little treat (drunk cig)
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elizabeth holmes is a whoville 10
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I was 2 girls away from a threesome last night
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The Crunchwrap supreme, is that farm to table? Excellent. Excellent. And the Baja Blast, is that locally sourced? Beautiful, great. We’ll have both for the table.
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Megha
@megha_lillyOct 16
Look, if you’re having a bad day, read the replies, I’ve been laughing for five minutes 😂😂😂
Porsche
@PorscheOct 15
Mission S. Authentic. Consistent. Timeless. A glimpse into the future - shaped by our heritage. Mid-engine architecture. A focus on the driver and the driving experience. Call it a love letter.
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Mike Solana
@micsolanaOct 16
liz warren: we’re gonna stop the mayonnaise company from buying a hot sauce company elon musk:
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audrey@phlegmmeOct 15
Lets see how my doctor likes it when I ask her if she’s sexually active
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Create Profit
@Create_ProfitOct 15
Bro it’s called a Roth IRA, it’s so sick. You just live in poverty for 50 years, then one day you wake up and your dick doesn’t work, but you get to open your phone and see a big number, and the best part? It’s all tax-free.
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ash@heythatsmeashOct 14
Having all your eggs in one basket seems like a very organized and smart way to have eggs
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xan@lilxan1kOct 12
all roads lead back to substance abuse
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Fuckin’ Princess
@8WithaTiaraOct 12
Adult friendships are basically like… I’m alive. I love you. Life is beating my ass. Talk soon.
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maja 🔭🍒
@majamediacoOct 12
Personally I think the elephant really ties the whole room together
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n@onlywithnOct 11
for my birthday present i want to know why
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elsa@callmeMaharaniOct 11
your ex is out there repeating your philosophies to some new person who now thinks they're deep.
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chloe star@snowieconeOct 11
i hear rack city is beautiful this time of year
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Sometimes God speaks to you through a drunk girl at the Bar
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Lila@mhariamxOct 10
You are all against alcohol and sugar now. But who was there when your life was falling apart? sure wasn’t salad
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