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David Giffin

@dgiffin

IT consultant - Oracle/PostgreSQL/MongoDB/Cassandra/MySQL/MariaDB/Scylla Can also find me at @dgiffin@mastodonapp.uk

 Cambridge, England
Joined January 2008
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Steve's had a surprisingly productive morning.
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AI can be fun, a montage of 80s characters meeting. 👏👏 Some good memories in there.❤️
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forest fr1ends@forest_fr1endsNov 8
i’m glad you’re embracing the changing seasons, but please check before you kick the leaves at me, that there’s no hidden dog shit…
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A cut-out-and-keep reference card for when someone claims that replacing a single reliable energy system with a duplicated reliable/unreliable system yields cheaper electricity...
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@SlenderSherbetNov 7
A squirrel farting in the bath is the start to the weekend you didn't know you needed.
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Milwall supporter? #spawn
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I fuckin love science
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Ali L@Alichat66Nov 5
Good morning, X.
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I don't know who did this, but BRAVO! 👏🏻🤣 @JohnLewisRetail
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forest fr1ends@forest_fr1endsNov 1
moving into november and calendars selling well. thanks to those who have…xx forestfr1ends.bigcartel.com/…
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forest fr1ends@forest_fr1endsNov 1
- excellent, that’s halloween done. now what’s for tea? - take an educated f**king guess timothy…
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Gherkin first or Marmalade?
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- i was thinking charles, we should try something new like- - strapping a dildo to your head and doing me like a dirty unicorn? - like yoga or pilates…
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Only a couple more months before we ride this crazy arse merry-go-round again. give 2027 some semblance of structure with this bloody thing… forestfr1ends.bigcartel.com/…
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Replying to @Alichat66
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well tony, this has been a massive night for the braithwaites. all 3 holes in one session…
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Please guys repost Sophie, is still missing 😔 #Dewsbury #Halifax #Westyorkshire #MissingPerson
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⚠️ MISSING 14 YEAR OLD VIOLET | URGENT — PLEASE SHARE NOW!!! ⚠️ 📍 LAST SEEN Violet, aged 14, was last seen at around 8:15am on Friday 16 October 2026, in the Castlemartin area of Pembroke, Wales. It is believed she may have attended a fun fair in the St Clears area that afternoon. 👤 DESCRIPTION * Age: 14 years old * Height: Approximately 5ft * Build: Medium * Hair: Light mousey-coloured, shoulder-length hair 👕 CLOTHING No clothing details have been provided in the appeal. 🙏 PLEASE SHARE Dyfed-Powys Police is appealing for information to help locate Violet. Please share this appeal to help reach anyone who may have seen her in Castlemartin, Pembroke, St Clears or the surrounding areas. 📞 HOW TO HELP If you have seen Violet or have information that could help, contact Dyfed-Powys Police on 101 or email [email protected]. You can also contact Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111. Reference: 234 of 16 October. ❤️ Please share this appeal. Someone out there may have information that could help find Violet. Let’s work together to help bring her home safely. #MissingPerson #FindViolet #MissingChild #PleaseShare #DyfedPowysPolice #Wales
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Police continue to be concerned for 37-year-old Catherine, who remains missing from Essex. Her car was discovered in the Eastbourne area on 3 September and there have been no reported sightings of her since. Extensive enquiries have been made and we are appealing for anyone who has information to contact us. Anyone who has seen Catherine, or knows of her whereabouts, is urged to dial 999 immediately, quoting serial 1483 of 03/09.
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