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ohmygoshjosh馃敟

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If you鈥檙e bored, then you鈥檙e boring. I鈥檓 a king because I married a Queen @ihoplollipop . Nice meeting you too.

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We all act like little kids on here. So I just wanna let you know my dad can beat up your dad.
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I鈥檓 old enough to remember when gas smelled like gas
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Jeezy never did get his billion.
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My neighborhood dentist was handing out handfuls of candy on Halloween. Bro鈥檚 playing the long game.
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Tired Peasant (@HorrorGorl) profile picture
Tired Peasant
@HorrorGorlOct 29
Whether you vote red or blue.. Your govt doesn鈥檛 give a FUCK about you!
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Jaina
@Jainadave_Oct 29
Gym rats : No matter what weight you lift or how slow you run. You always beat the version of you that stayed home.
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Some things are evil and those same things are ok, it all depends on who did it. BS
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Everyone has that store that you go in and It鈥檚 guaranteed you鈥檙e gonna have to poop.
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I鈥檓 getting pretty tired of these kids running lemonade stands acting like they鈥檝e never even heard of vodka.
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Life is like, I need a Phillips screwdriver. Hey look, I found one! Oh wait, it鈥檚 a flathead.
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David Sammon
@iamtheceoOct 7
I'm rooting for anyone trying to do better.
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Red Riding Hood
@RiderofWolvesOct 8
People that like black licorice is why I have trust issues
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We all see robots taking over the world soon right?
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I smoke weed but I don鈥檛 walk around smelling like weed.
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I鈥檓 pretty offended that everyone gets offended so easy nowadays. Toughen up you bunch of wimps.
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Man of Letters (@manofletterz) profile picture
Man of Letters@manofletterzSep 8
Working the day after a holiday is like winning the shit lottery
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I always hear my wife making noises and think she watching thirst traps but it just videos of food.
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It鈥檚 impossible for any female from age 10-40 to be off their phone for more than 10 minutes.
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Forward March@RunOldManSep 7
If only we could cash our mistakes in for cash, I could retire.
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Katie
@ALadyNamedKatieSep 6
I just really want to be able to ram a q-tip in my ear without being told it鈥檚 bad for me
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Life gets so much easier when you don鈥檛 give a fuck anymore
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