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Chef. Ex-Poker Dealer. Honk. Horror Mage. CatMom to DairyQueen. Techno-Zen Hippy. Progressive. Unavailable. Uninterested. NO AI. ACAB. Mind your business.

Fort Wendell
Joined August 2008
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“Well, I agree with the locals about one thing: I shouldn’t be stuck in this miserable shithole!!” #quotes
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
I'm just trying to gather 160 that I have left to get my medicine. I would really appreciate it if you took a look at my art and considered throwing some money at me if it moves you to. I'm not super great at being a person and holding a job hasn't been happening.
Replying to @krormwrorm
If you like my art and would like to support me, here are my links for prints or just to toss something at me. Thank you for looking at my stuff. Prints:inprnt.com/gallery/krormwror… paypal.me/KamonM venmo.com/u/Krormwrorm
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
ariana tossing out gifts to the crowd during christmas season at the sweetener tour
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
Apparently there’s a lady named Dana White who is an DoD public affairs assistant and I guarantee you someone recommended her to Trump and he thought they meant UFC Dana White and nobody is allowed to correct him lol
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Oh my god, the one thing I hate about tiramisu is the goddamn ladyfingers - it’s a miserable soggy texture to me - so I LOVE this idea!!!
they’re going to arrest me for this
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
Actually crying 😭🤣 I'm *medically* vegetarian and it's literally like this. I've spent so many days sick because of ppl he describes
This bit isn’t just about cross contamination, but it’s the best bit about cross contamination I’ve ever seen.
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
Ethan Klein will allegedly share joint custody of his young children
Replying to @JakedChinatown
The pictures were taken WELL before AI become a thing and were somehow buried and laughed off as nothing in the pre-Epstein world.
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Replying to @JakedChinatown
The pictures were taken WELL before AI become a thing and were somehow buried and laughed off as nothing in the pre-Epstein world.
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
lmao, ok vanity fair
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
‘The Litmus Configuration’ MIDNIGHT RUN (1988) One of my favourite funny people & creatives — the late great CHARLES GRODIN.
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
anywayyyyyy
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A man gifted $100K by YouTuber MDMotivator was kidnapped, beaten, and left beside his burning SUV The plot was organized by his own nephew, who forced him to withdraw money before robbing his home
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
Offset is my birth control.
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
Maine, Minnesota, and Michigan had the highest voter turnout in the 2026 midterms, the University of Florida's Election Lab reports. Maine and Minnesota's turnout exceeded 65%. (election.lab.ufl.edu/2026-ge…)
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
Letterboxd is genuinely one of my favorite things in the world. The idea of it being sold to anyone is a downer, but if The New York Times buys it, I’m worried it’ll get buried behind a paywall or we’ll end up drowning in ads. I’ve always had a Patron account because I’m such a passionate believer in this app (for all the good my monthly contribution does, I guess). But I don’t see how this could be anything but a bummer.
The New York Times is now in exclusive talks to acquire for Letterboxd for around $330M. (Source: nytimes.com/2026/11/05/busin…)
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
My boss (female) and I were due to interview this guy and the first thing he did was look at my boss and say, "get us a coffee please, love." The interview ended that very second.
There are stories on Reddit that are stranger than fiction. 😂😂😂😂
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
A 17-year-old girl who was abducted and held captive for over 500 days escaped because of Among Us. Her captor gave her a phone with no cell connection and restricted access, but police found her because she asked a stranger for help in an Among Us match.
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
🚨Doja Cat makes her way through the iconic Spirit Tunnel ahead of her appearance on The Jennifer Hudson Show.
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
Time to bump this, since Depp is trending with his latest movie. She has zero patience for his unprofessionalism.
Jessica Chastain's reaction to this Johnny Depp question was everything 🙄😂
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
We have guys like Ryuichi Kihara (Rikuryu) who would rather take the hit himself to protect his partner, even while dealing with back issues. And then we have total assholes like Stepan Marishin, who should be banned from competing in pairs.
Ban Stepan Marishin from pairs skating WTF
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Miranda ~*Randi*~ Doerfler ✨🍽 retweeted
Woman in France throws water on protestors, so couple above who support the protests throw water on her! Viva la France.
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